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HAPPY THANKSGIVING


Jim W

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I hope everyone has a safe and happy holiday season! I can't wait for Jan to get here so I can try the hardwater fishing, I'm really looking forward to it. It's snowing here right now, but it won't be on the streets too long because the ground is too warm. The traffic is BAD! The people down here get wooried if we get a little rain and won't go over 25 on the hiways if it's snowing! grin.gif

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A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had

a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the

bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity. John

tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying

only polite words, playing soft music and anything else he could

think of to "clean up" the bird's vocabulary.

Finally, John was fed up and he yelled at the parrot. The parrot

yelled back. John shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and

even ruder. John, in desperation, threw up his hand, grabbed the

bird and put him in the freezer. For a few minutes, the parrot

squawked and kicked and screamed. Then suddenly, there was total

quiet. Not a peep was heard for over a minute. Fearing that he'd

hurt the parrot, John quickly opened the door to the freezer. The

parrot calmly stepped out onto John's outstretched arms and said,

"I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions.

I'm sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and I

fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable

behavior."

John was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude. As he was about

to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his behavior,

the bird continued,

"May I ask what the turkey did?"

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!

Thumper

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