Cooking Failures

[smurfy]

Boy sounds like aot of success stories not failure, heres one. My wife should be an inspiration to all. Pushed outa the house at 14-15 by A-hole step father, living at here G-freinds, or older sisters place, put in fosters care, two different homes, dropperd outa high school at 16, worked where ever, Had a kid at 19-20, our oldest, (Im Daddy, biological is POS) she wen on the system, and vowed she'd not be a welfare mom. Went to school, got her LPN while were were dateing, we married, she got her RN, then her BSN and now she is curently putting together a assay to submit and hopefully be acccepted into a Doctrite program in Duluth, along with our oldest who graduate BSU in the spring with a 4 yr double major. You cant imagine how I Beam with pride.... Besides, pretty soon if it all works out I wont have to work. BOOYAA!

and then she ends up with you!!!!!!!!ohhhhhhhhhhh my!!!!!!!

Thanky! It's my new holiday manners. Besides, I'm still working on a good one for that Smurf.  

bring it on big shooter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[RebelSS]

and then she ends up with you!!!!!!!!ohhhhhhhhhhh my!!!!!!!

bring it on big shooter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OK, scooter! Better hold on.......

         

                                       

[leechlake]

Boar-  my wife has the best work ethic a person could have.   I won't go into it but the only thing I can figure that Boar and I have been blessed with is our good looks, brains, sense of humor, and good looks.  It's easy to bag a trophy wife when you've got what Boar and I have

Just in case you others are wondering... it is a burden to be like us, right Boar?

 

Edited December 5, 2015 by leechlake

[LindellProStaf]

Sounds like a curse.....  

I heard that if you can touch your tongue to your your nose you probably will have an easier time finding a woman.  Is that true Leech?

Edited December 5, 2015 by LindellProStaf

[bobberineyes]

Sounds like a curse.....  

Sounds? ......Looks!!!!!!

[leechlake]

Sounds like a curse.....  

I heard that if you can touch your tongue to your your nose you probably will have an easier time finding a woman.  Is that true Leech?

yes and then she turned 50... 

I think I have a bucket of walleyes in my hand in that photo...it's hard to remember that was a few years ago but I'm just assuming I did.  Now she likes me for my cooking and walleye skills.  Btw...that's one of my more photogenic pictures.  Quit making fun of me.

 

[Boar]

My cougar and me at eelpout. Yes, LL it is a cures, not only can i lick my nose like a rutting bull, I wipe the sweat from my forhead with my tounge also.

[RebelSS]

Cripes, I had to look at these pics, and I just finished that wonderful Mexican dinner......

[leechlake]

look how good you two look!  Biggest question is how you got a VIP press pass?  Then again it is the Eelpout Festival, the Pout Gazette is all based on lies on purpose.  Here's a photo of Deb and I, obviously more proof that our gals overachieved.

 

Cripes, I had to look at these pics, and I just finished that wonderful Mexican dinner......

Reb-

it's 440pm and you're done?  I think I will have to come down there and straighten you out a bit.

Edited December 5, 2015 by leechlake

[bobberineyes]

Hey I think I saw you there, oh wait, I haven't been to the fest since I got hitched..maybe next year. Great pic though boar!!

[RebelSS]

look how good you two look!  Biggest question is how you got a VIP press pass?  Then again it is the Eelpout Festival, the Pout Gazette is all based on lies on purpose.  Here's a photo of Deb and I, obviously more proof that our gals overachieved.

 

Reb-

it's 440pm and you're done?  I think I will have to come down there and straighten you out a bit.

 

I was overwhelmed and couldn't wait.  

 

 

[leechlake]

if anyone wants to go to the Fest we can stay at my place, it's about 6 miles west of Walker Bay.  I will pass on going into town during that time but we can catch walleyes on our lake, Kabekona Lake (not Kabekona Bay).  I think we would eat well too.  

[bobberineyes]

I think your on to something LL, might as well start an annual.  Everyone has the option of heading to walker for the festivities,  and or catch some fish whether it be at at leech or your place....sign the wife and me up!!!

[leechlake]

Ok- our place is moderate size but we rigged up bedrooms so we have the ability to sleep quite a few.  We can sleep 10-12 depending on if it's couples or singles.  Plenty of flexibility with twin beds in some bedrooms and queen beds in others.  What I'm saying is if we end up with 4 individual guys and 3-4 couples you will get your privacy even with that mix.    

Our place is on the north side of Kabekona about smack dab in the middle of the lake if you want to look it up. The address is XXXXX County Road 39 Laporte MN  56461.  It's a great walleye lake but as you all know end of season isn't a perfect time to fish so a goal of enough for a fish fry is perfect.

My late dad's place is two miles away and a pretty good crappie lake with a zillion perch but they have those "worms" in them.  Fun to catch but I pass on eating them.  We have options for what you want to do.

 

 

 

 

Edited December 5, 2015 by leechlake

[Boar]

Dang!! we gota hook up!.............. you and I that is. you know for a beer, hang out, talk man stuff woof woof.

 very genrous of your invite LL. I stay on the lake, got a 20 ft V nd a big encampment, but might have to stop by for a visit and look at yur wi... i mean meet you guys. Maybe eel pout can be a first gathering of sorts. thing is once my festivities start, I dont leave the lake. way to risky.

[delcecchi]

look how good you two look!  Biggest question is how you got a VIP press pass?  Then again it is the Eelpout Festival, the Pout Gazette is all based on lies on purpose.  Here's a photo of Deb and I, obviously more proof that our gals overachieved.

 

Reb-

it's 440pm and you're done?  I think I will have to come down there and straighten you out a bit.

separated at birth....

[Boar]

LLLLLLMMMMMAAAAAAAOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[leechlake]

I don't think my wife looks like him at all.

[Boar]

Thats awsome!! Good save my man, good save!

[LindellProStaf]

Good one Del.  Hilarious.  Nice pics too Leech.  

[delcecchi]

I don't think my wife looks like him at all.

I could have used this picture , but was concerned about collateral damage.   Maybe this was your first wife? 

[BobT]

Here's another failure of mine. Notice the trend???

One time when I was still learning about making chili, I was making a batch for a card party for some friends and I. Remembering that my previous attempts at chili didn't seem to have quite the heat I was hoping for, I decided I would make sure this time. As I was preparing the chili I was adding chili powder and tasting it only to find it still lacked heat so I added more. I repeated this until it had the heat I was looking for and then I simmered the chili for about 4 hours. That was the day I learned that the peppers need to be cooked in.

When we sat down to eat I had four adult men sweating, red-faced, noses running, with tears in their eyes. Needless to say, I ended up throwing the whole batch in the trash.  

Edited December 7, 2015 by BobT