My ice fishing poem!

[Finlander]

Ice Fishing

Drilling a hole in the thick clear ice,

The water comes up like I struck oil real nice.

It’s full of slush and water you see,

Now to the clean the black hole debris.

Walleye’s, crappies, sunfish to catch,

Hoping one of them will bite that matches the hatch.

Flasher is flashing fish below,

Not to bite, but only to show!

[mixxedbagg]

Sounds like you spend more time sitting there wishing,

Is it bad luck to take Finlander fishing?

Given the catch rate you describe, let me be clear

If I take you fishing, you're buying the beer.

[DTro]

Must be -20 below out there today.

[Finlander]

This poem describes the fishing 2 weekends ago on Lake Osakis!

Caught a 29 1/2" walleye new years weekend!

[mixxedbagg]

It's colder'n a witch's freezer out there!

[BartmanMN]

Great poem. I like it.

[Surface Tension]

If you have a perm you should write that on the wall right next to the hole your buddy fishes out of.

Congrats on the nice eye.

Heres mine.

Peanut butter Jelly Time

Peanut butter Jelly Time

Peanut butter Jelly Time

[Finlander]

Hey Surface Tension, remember the Gong show?

They had three well rounded girls in wooden barrels singing:

Penut penut butter.

The two out side barrels would say:

Penut penut butter.

Then the real big barrel in the middle would say after:

Jelly Jelly!

It was a hoot!

[Surface Tension]

LOL I remember the Gong Show.

[JeffB]

Here I sit staring at these walls.

To afraid to risk freezing my balls.

If I went to the fish house I'd surely get stuck.

I have nothing that will get me there not wheeler not truck.

Hopefully this bitter cold freezes that slush.

For then to the lake I shall surely rush.

My poetry stinks like old fish guts.

Reading this must be like a kick to the nuts.

But your here to kill time.

You must be bored reading this idiots ryme.

[Slabasaurus]

sitting here at work

only a few minutes left

til I ice some slabs

[FishLocker]

Ice them

then dice them

fish cakes they make

"fish" said the queen, "Let them eat cake"

Ok, so I don't have all that much spare time to make up rhymes...I do like fish cakes tho

[mixxedbagg]

New posts on each thread; I try to ignore 'em

I should be fishing, not posting on forums

Spent my day in the garage, and whaddaya know?

I learned how to bag my QF Eskimo!

I picked through my waxies and removed all the mummies

Dinked with my Jiffy--I need "Augers for Dummies"

Sorted 1-pounders...they spent or they good?

When will I organize gear like I should?

Rehabbing gear made me long for the ice

The Vexilar is charged...what the heck, charge it twice?

Can't leave nothin' to chance when I finally get out

Will I jiggle for perch or catch my first pout?

Or a trout! No I won't, I'll catch 2 rock bass

After hours and hours of time on my...bucket

Not a big deal if the fish won't take jigs

If the fishin' is slow I'll prolly take swigs

Then I'll return and post like a fool

'Bout a wee little lake with a gigantic school

Of crappies and walleyes, and the lures they take

Then I'll post the coordinates to a winterkill lake

[Gordie]

since you guys need help here goes...

Summer has ended and the boats put away

Fall has all but gone and the and soon ice will stay

Head to Throne Brothers for the first time this year

Check out whats new with all the gadgets and gear

I bought a Jason Mitchell stick and a Venom bobber

So that I could catch that little bait Robber

Won’t take long with my new Strike master auger

Now to catch walleyes and a sauger

If I go spearing I’ll use my Fishtoys saw

It cuts the hole without a flaw

I’ve read the ice fishing forum on HSO

I’ve learned many things and in the Know

I put on my Artic Armor and grab my Humming bird

Its off the frozen lake and all I can say is word