Born2Fish Posted October 17, 2009 Share Posted October 17, 2009 National Lampoons Vacation (1983)Here might be a tough one:Person 1: " I can say moo. For 20 bucks I'll call the guy a chicken f*****!Person 2: "Easy Rod, easy Rod, easy Rod..."Person 1: "License and registration, CHICKEN F*****!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FasterThanYou23 Posted October 17, 2009 Share Posted October 17, 2009 LMAO!super troopers!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coach1310 Posted October 18, 2009 Author Share Posted October 18, 2009 Some good quotes all.... here's anotherThis is no democracy. It is a dictatorship. I am the law. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swimbait2009 Posted October 18, 2009 Share Posted October 18, 2009 Remember the Titans.Good one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DTro Posted October 18, 2009 Share Posted October 18, 2009 "ya ever see a lion limber up before taking down a gazelle?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swimbait2009 Posted October 18, 2009 Share Posted October 18, 2009 Zombieland?"Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DTro Posted October 18, 2009 Share Posted October 18, 2009 Batman"Anything so innocent and built like that just gotta be named Lucille." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zamboni Posted October 18, 2009 Share Posted October 18, 2009 Cool Hand LukeCameron can't go to college this uptight, his roomate will kill him. Pardon my French, but if you stuck a lump of coal up his ***, in two weeks you'd have a diamond. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goblueM Posted October 18, 2009 Share Posted October 18, 2009 ferris bueller"And five, now this is the most important, Rat. When it comes down to making out, whenever possible, put on side one of Led Zeppelin IV." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zamboni Posted October 18, 2009 Share Posted October 18, 2009 Fast Times at Ridgemont High. Son, you got a panty on yo' head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farley Posted October 18, 2009 Share Posted October 18, 2009 Raising Arizona"Are you crazy? Don't you think its a little risky for some R&R?" "If I say its safe to surf this beach Captain, then its safe to surf this beach. I mean I'm not afraid to surf this place, I'll surf this whole f****n place!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esox_Magnum Posted October 18, 2009 Share Posted October 18, 2009 Raising Arizona"Are you crazy? Don't you think its a little risky for some R&R?" "If I say its safe to surf this beach Captain, then its safe to surf this beach. I mean I'm not afraid to surf this place, I'll surf this whole f****n place!" Apocolips Now ( SP) " It's ok Rock, I'm temporaily insane right now." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coach1310 Posted October 19, 2009 Author Share Posted October 19, 2009 " It's ok Rock, I'm temporaily insane right now." Armageddon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coach1310 Posted October 19, 2009 Author Share Posted October 19, 2009 Here's one:"Vagisil. Any one of them will give you another two to three inches drop on your curve ball. Of course if the umps are watching me real close I'll rub a little jalapeo up my nose, get it runnin', and if I need to load the ball up I just" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esox_Magnum Posted October 20, 2009 Share Posted October 20, 2009 Major League " I said I never had much use for one, never said I didn't know how to use one" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swimbait2009 Posted October 20, 2009 Share Posted October 20, 2009 Quigley Down Under!!"I get to pick a porn name? Then I want to be called Pete Jones." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Will Posted October 20, 2009 Share Posted October 20, 2009 Zack and miri make a porno"Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pinkfloyd4ever Posted October 20, 2009 Share Posted October 20, 2009 Monty Python's Holy Grail "Orange whip? Orange whip? 3 orange whips!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zamboni Posted October 21, 2009 Share Posted October 21, 2009 The Blues Brothers"I'm gonna punch that Bleeker kid in the wi**er next time I see him!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Will Posted October 21, 2009 Share Posted October 21, 2009 Juno"i've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber, did'nt want to do it, felt i owed it to them" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Posted October 21, 2009 Share Posted October 21, 2009 Caddy Shack"Vegetables are sensuous, People are sensual" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FasterThanYou23 Posted October 21, 2009 Share Posted October 21, 2009 animal house Person 1)"How would you like me to make your life a living hell?"Person 2)"Well, I'm not really ready for a relationship, Lois, but thank you for asking. Hey, maybe I'll give you a call sometime. Your number's still 911? All righty then." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beer batter Posted October 21, 2009 Share Posted October 21, 2009 Ace Ventura"This is Tom Hanks saying if you see me in person, please, leave me be"-or-"If you can find a greasier sandwich, you're in Mexico!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McGurk Posted October 21, 2009 Share Posted October 21, 2009 Simpsons movie"Where are the boys?""In the yard.""No, not Yard; Yaaaaaad. They say Yaaaaad.""They're in the yaaaaaad, not too faaaaa from the caaaaaa." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beer batter Posted October 21, 2009 Share Posted October 21, 2009 Jaws"What's a four-letter word for snatch?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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