Peachy Posted November 21, 2008 Share Posted November 21, 2008 PREGNANT TURKEY STORYOne year at Thanksgiving, my mom went to my sister's house for thetraditional feast. Knowing how gullible my sister is, my mom decidedto play a trick.She told my sister that she needed something from the store.When my sister left, my mom took the turkey out of the oven, removed thestuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen, and inserted it into the turkey, andre-stuffed the turkey. She then placed the bird(s) back in the oven.When it was time for dinner, my sister pulled the turkey out of the ovenand proceeded to remove the stuffing. When her serving spoon hitsomething, she reached in and pulled out the little bird.With a look of total shock on her face, my mother exclaimed, "Patricia,you've cooked a pregnant bird!" At the reality of this horrifying news,my sister started to cry.It took the family two hours to convince her that turkeys lay eggs!Yep.................SHE'S BLONDE!Had to share this joke!!!! *giggling* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gary Crichton Posted November 21, 2008 Share Posted November 21, 2008 HEEEEEEEEE That is great. I have to remember that one. What a great trick. Wonder if it would work with non blondes.HMMMMMMM.G.C. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muc33 Posted November 21, 2008 Share Posted November 21, 2008 ROFLMAO this is too good! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebel9921 Posted November 21, 2008 Share Posted November 21, 2008 HEEEEEEEEE That is great. I have to remember that one. What a great trick. Wonder if it would work with non blondes.HMMMMMMM. Gary... sure it does... just ask Peachy for her own experience... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peachy Posted November 21, 2008 Author Share Posted November 21, 2008 Rebel.....Rebel....*sigh* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Almquist Posted November 21, 2008 Share Posted November 21, 2008 Funny!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hopeforfish Posted November 21, 2008 Share Posted November 21, 2008 That is too funny. I have a non blond sister that would fall for that. One Thanksgiving we were watching football and the announcers were giving out turkey legs for one thing or another(no I do not watch football)and my sister asked "where did they get an eight legged turkey, was it geneticly mutated on purpose for football? That is just cruel" Of course the legs were just toothpicked on but she does not think that way.Hope Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
upnorth Posted November 21, 2008 Share Posted November 21, 2008 OK...I don't care who you are that is funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Almquist Posted November 21, 2008 Share Posted November 21, 2008 Thanks for the laugh Peachy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeeDee Posted November 21, 2008 Share Posted November 21, 2008 OMG THAT is so great! I wonder if I can pull it on my daughter? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
upnorth Posted November 21, 2008 Share Posted November 21, 2008 OMG THAT is so great! I wonder if I can pull it on my daughter? Is she blonde?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MN Shutterbug Posted November 22, 2008 Share Posted November 22, 2008 That's about the best one I've heard in a long time. Thanks for the laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iambjm Posted November 22, 2008 Share Posted November 22, 2008 Sounds like something my Mom would have done, she once made a friend a birthday cake out of plaster of paris and frosted it, shoulda seen the look on his face when he tried to cut it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeeDee Posted November 23, 2008 Share Posted November 23, 2008 Originally Posted By: DeeDee OMG THAT is so great! I wonder if I can pull it on my daughter? Is she blonde?? she should be Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
upnorth Posted November 23, 2008 Share Posted November 23, 2008 Originally Posted By: upnorth Originally Posted By: DeeDee OMG THAT is so great! I wonder if I can pull it on my daughter? Is she blonde?? she should be LOL Too funny!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UdeLakeTom Posted November 23, 2008 Share Posted November 23, 2008 So how far from the tree does the apple fall in that family??? Mom and one of the sisters seem awful lot alike. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glenn57 Posted November 24, 2008 Share Posted November 24, 2008 by rebels avatar picture, hes blonde! hhhhhmmmmm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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