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polarsusd81

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polarsusd81 Grand Master

polarsusd81

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Today on my way home from work, I saw what was quite possibly the most humble bumper sticker ever. The driver was an older gentleman, probably in the 60-70 range, with an old fisherman's cap on. He was driving a beat up old chevy truck from the early eighties, rust everywhere, bumpers crooked and bent up, cracked glass, and loud busted up dual exhaust. I looked closely at the bumper sticker on the tailgate and started to read it. It said, "Don't mind my truck, my treasure is already in heaven." It brought on some pretty deep thoughts and instantly I started to remember times with lost loved ones. When he pulled into a turn lane I pulled up along side of him and gave him a friendly nod, and he reciprocated.

Has anyone else been effected in a similar way after seeing a bumper sticker?

Tom

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not_nuf_time Proficient

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I know this isn't along the lines of what your talking about an inspirational type bumper sticker, but heres my sticker that always left me wondering and thought it was dumb cause I didn't quite get it "If momma ain't happy,ain't nobody happy" I got married, had kids, I GET IT. Not inspirational but reality.

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saw this one on an old pickup with a pee on the X sticker in the back window. "my wifes other car is a broom". Man I chuckled at that and then of course I thought no wonder he has an ex!

Tunrevir~ grin.gif

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Not inspirational either but made me chuckle. Good looking older pickup with a trailered boat went by the house the other day here in town while I was outside for a smoke. On the tailgate of the pickup there was a sticker: IF THIS WAS A F-22A RAPTOR, I WOULD ALREADY BE FISHING.

Could not argue with that one.

LJ

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haha NICE POST!....A few years ago when I was just a horny young teen in frshman yr of high school i was having issues with one of my lady friends who I happened to like. while riding home from practice one afternoon I was kinda fusterated for some stupide reason related to females. I saw a window sticker...DITCH THE B**** LETS GO HUNTING! I thought hmm... sounds like a plan. Shot my second bow kill deer that night. grin.gif

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This one a buddy of mine had on his truck. He was from Cloquet.

If you object to logging...try using plastic toilet paper.

I always thought that was a pretty good one.

Reading that reminded me of one I saw up near Isabella grouse hunting one year.

-When there's no more toilet paper, you can wipe your a$$ with a spotted owl-

A bit hard-core and not very inspirational, but it made me chuckle.

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I saw one on a car in St.Paul with reservation plates and a car load of Native Americans that said "Custer had it coming" I had to agree. I also had my own custom made sticker that reads "My son is 19, I now know why grizzly bears eat their young"

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Being a teacher in the public schools, this bumper sticker probably shouldn't be on my truck....but hey, truth sometimes hurts.....it reads, "My lab is smarter than your honor student!!!"

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"Drive like hell....you'll get there"

"99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name"

"I want to die peacefully, in my sleep, like my grandfather. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car."

"Honk if anything falls off"

"Heart attacks....God's revenge for eating his animal friends."

"If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you."

"The proctologist called...they found your head."

"Everyone has the right to be stupid but you abuse the privilege."

"I didn't sell my soul to satan...... but we did work out a rent to own deal."

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