YELLOW SNOW

[gone fishn]

OK OK My wife caught me testing out my new salmo in the toilet. (looks pretty cool, and no I didn't catch anything)

[Guest]

Ventura's "cabin" is on the same chain of lakes where I live. Rumor has it that the name "Jesse" (in yellow) was on the ice in front of his place, but that it was not in his handwriting.

Incidentally, the biggest turd makers in these parts are Canada geese. And, with open water and banana belt temps, they are not looking to leave.

[Guest]

Funniest day on the ice was with a buddy of mine. We had just got there and had not set up our portable shack up yet when his insides started talking! We were about 100 yards from shore and there was an outhouse there so he starts running for it. Now my buddy is a big guy - 325 and played for U of Nebraska - but his athletic days are well past him. The ice had about 1/2 inch of water on top from melting so every couple of yards he would wipe out, get up as quick as he could, and keep running! I'm surprised he didn't have an "accident" on the way. A couple of minutes later he comes back with a strange look on his face. I asked him what's up - he said he got there, but no t.p. He ended up having to cut his underwear off with his knife and using that. Spent the rest of the day on the ice "commando." I LMAO! To this day I have NEVER asked to borrow his knife!

[perch_destroyer]

I thought I'd re-kindle this thread. Any new stories anybody? Is this still a problem? Powerade bottles work well..

[masterpuppet]

So what is the best way to slove the problem with 3 in a house for 4 day and a lot of beer. The place we rent last year we leaked outside all weekend and no one said a word it looked like we dumped Mountain Dew all over the snowbank. Any ideas would be great.

[Todd_J]

I haven't seen any real proof that urinating on the ice is against the law... So I will continue to do so in good taste. However, urinating on the ice is often not in good judgment.

For instance, I (and I am going to assume many others out there) often suffer from "34 Syndrome" (similar to "23 Syndrome" for deer hunters).

34 Syndrome is described as:

1) Having a painfully full bladder,

2) Wearing 4 inches of insulated clothing, and

3) Due to a host of conditions, having a "delivery device" that is only 3 inches long.

--Those suffering from the condition many further suffer from "Quarter spots", wet bibs and/or pants, and frequent episodes of profane language resembling Tourette's Disorder.

--34 Syndrome is exacerbated by wind, haste, and attempts to be stealthy or casual.

--Those suffering from 34 Syndrome are advised to "let it all hang out" as discreetly as possible.

[Bryce]

[Jordyn Kaufer]

Hahaha

[cribbageboy]

I find it hard that it is called "littering". Urine is 100% sterile. The whole "urination in public", well maybe. But either way it sounds like a dumb law. If my bladder is screaming "SAVE ME" out in the ice shack, I'm not gonna hold it, or go in a bottle with a bunch of my buddies standin' around. LOL.

[perch_destroyer]

Bryce, nice visual!!

[deadeye]

WOW, this one is almost making me cry LOL. I bet that CO that gullguide ran into thought twice about just barging in someones icehouse. I bet the look on his face was priceless.

[fish-a-man]

well doing the business in the snow bank hasn't caused any problems for me yet, but what if the girl is with what is she suppose to do, i don't think the snow bank would suit her needs and a bottle that would just make a mess. Just wondering what other people do in this situation?

[Jordyn Kaufer]

Haha that's a whole other thread.. Ask that one in the womens out door forums and see what happens hahah

[slipperywhenwet]

When the CO gives you yellow snow, make lemonade!

Sounds like a new drinking game to me! Hit the can!

[slipperywhenwet]

I haven't seen any real proof that urinating on the ice is against the law... So I will continue to do so in good taste. However, urinating on the ice is often not in good judgment.

For instance, I (and I am going to assume many others out there) often suffer from "34 Syndrome" (similar to "23 Syndrome" for deer hunters).

34 Syndrome is described as:

1) Having a painfully full bladder,

2) Wearing 4 inches of insulated clothing, and

3) Due to a host of conditions, having a "delivery device" that is only 3 inches long.

--Those suffering from the condition many further suffer from "Quarter spots", wet bibs and/or pants, and frequent episodes of profane language resembling Tourette's Disorder.

--34 Syndrome is exacerbated by wind, haste, and attempts to be stealthy or casual.

--Those suffering from 34 Syndrome are advised to "let it all hang out" as discreetly as possible.

lmao!

Yep some days she barely clears the outer layer!

[gusdawgg01]

LOMAO !!! Too funny!!

A few years back, while fishing pannies in the ne section. My buddies bodily functions came upon him............... So like many before him, He got the pop-up out, found an unoccupied hole and filled it ........Not thinking someone was going to fish it, he promptly filled the hole with slush and snow. Along came another fellow who decided to clean the hole out and found it to be occupied already . Needless to say, I don't think that crappie went in the pail...

[Todd_J]

(*snip*) ...but what if the girl is with what is she suppose to do, i don't think the snow bank would suit her needs and a bottle that would just make a mess. Just wondering what other people do in this situation?

What are the Ladies in our lives suppose to do? In the House of Todd, they urinate in the snow as well. I married the daughter of a fine outdoors man. She has not once batted an eye about "tinkling" outside. This includes in the rain, in the snow, in the sub-zero tundra, on the boat, in parking lots. It is possible, ladies. Let go of you inner watchdog and let all things natural happen. I'll even donate some tissue.

Seriously, on the ice when it is light out and discretion is imperative, nobody will be the wiser provided they are 100 yards away... Can you really tell what someone is doing from that distance?

[Dan189]

I know of another FMer, who was riding in the fish house back to the landing on LOW. He couldn't hold it and decided his best option was to drop one through the fish holes.

Later at the bar when asked where they were fishing, he replied

turn left at the big turd in the middle of the road and go another quarter mile.

[Maja]

One could build a 'shower stall' type of structure out of PVC with a couple of fabric shower curtains. Easy to snap together, take apart, and could shove into a tent bag.

[Big Buck Buster]

One could build a 'shower stall' type of structure out of PVC with a couple of fabric shower curtains. Easy to snap together, take apart, and could shove into a tent bag.

That sounds like it would be a simple solution. Maybe the people who are in charge of putting the porta potties at all the public landings would just tow them out to the middle of the lake, instead of getting rid of them all together when the water gets hard. I don't think that the blue lagoons freeze, do they?

[mngirl]

Cabela's does sell portable outhouses . This was too amusing for a somewhat crummy week. Thanks guys!

[Cold_blood]

well when my gf had to go we were in a crowd so i drilled another hole away from the house a lil ways and just moved the house over had her sit hangin off a 5 gallon pail into the hole now i'm not really sure if she got it in the hole but o well it was her dads portable haha

[iceman16]

i heard the powerade bottle trick. i was talkin with one of my buddies and he got a call over the radio that a guy got his "twig" stuck in the top of the bottle. i just about fell off my chair in tears.

iceman

[analyzer]

yellow snow

[Iambjm]