Things people ask a guide 2005. *DELETED*

[TomWehler]

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[RuKiddingMe]

Thanks for the chuckles Kid, I needed that.

RU

[lots of luck]

Thanks Tom, this was the one I had read elswhere.

Entertaining to say the least.

"I had a monster on this lure in July 2004, see the teeth marks?"(Pointing to hook scratch pattern)

I will be using this one!!!!!!

[TMan]

I have to agree, those were sweet Tom. Thank you for sharing.

Tackleman

[MJBo]

I think these are pretty reasonable.

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How do you work this $@#% thing?

Where can I

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If possiable can we fish areas where chicks are sunbathing and stuff?

Here's an extra $100, I want to fish in back alone. You keep my wife up front and out of my %@$& Face.

What the $#*@ you mean we can't bring TWO cases of beer and our brandy with?

Is there a place on the lake we can go have a few shots before lunch?

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[MT Net]

LOL

Good ones, Tom, all of them! How do you keep a straight face out there?

[Hecker]

Thanks now I will be laughing my can off for the rest of the day.

[MuskyBrian]

LOL!!! HILARIOUS!!!

[TomWehler]

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[Zelmsdawg]

Oh, i love these...you guys just made my day

Zelmsdawg

[Wildlineman]

That was great!!! Thanks for a good laugh!!!

Shayne

[Random guy]

Tom, Tom, Tom...what to do about Tom.

I love it, funny thing is just think of the ones you have blocked out of your memory.

[TomWehler]

Jon, Jon, Jon...just think of the ones I CAN'T post for many reasons!

Have to wait till the book comes out for those?

Or be a guest in my rig sometime.

T.

[Random guy]

I'm sure you would go through all of the "(contact us regarding this word)" database pretty quick.

I'll make a run to the Big V for some musky time, let me know when you have a open weekend that needs a booking.

[GregeMoose]

Hey Tom,

Very funny stuff! I'd carefull about letting this guy (Jon)fish with you, he's just out to get you to refinance that cabin. Hey Jon, just kidding. Serously this guy (Jon) knows the mortgage world in-side and out. Us old frogtowners need to stick together! It would fun to get myself, Tim Rein, Mark Carlson, etc. up there to have you put us on a few monsters. By the way how long would it take to get a monster?

Moose,(Greg Ellingson)

P.S.Anyone want to but a house in Woodbury?

[CodyDawg]

Great questions, I wanna here your answers!!

[cjac]

What a fun read to come back to after being out of town!!!

Piece of advice......don't move to Oregon! There are no pike/muskie in the state, in fact they hate them!! Kid caught a 9 lb tiger muskie in a river in 2001 and they all freaked out! Apparently there are a few tiger lakes in Washington, and one somehow got into the river. It's all about the beloved trout out there....good to be back in the land of the toothy critters!

[MuskyBrian]

Awesome, I think the only thing that have could made it better was having little pictures next to each quote of exactly who Said what. LOL, I need to see the guy who asked If you ever drink the lake water