I got gas

[Cooter]

Oh, you mean the kind for cars? Ooops

[WxGuy]

too much broccoli? that does it for me...that and cheese.

[federline]

Heh, this thread is a good change and a nice laugh!

So the ol' "brocolli and cheese" recipe doesn't go to the cabin with you Wx...

[The_Duckslayer]

I get it just from breathing! Kids call be the fart master. My hunting buddy once told me that I was the only person he knew that could smeel up the whole outdoors. Don't know if I shoud be proud of that or not. Have a good one and N Joy the Hunt././Jimbo

[Random guy]

You just couldn't let it be , could ya Cooter.

[Surface Tension]

OK, years ago we placed a lighter next to an orifice to burn off that extra methane. Of coarse that was the 70's and everyone wore tight jeans.

[FOOT]

Use to know a guy (he's dead now) that ate Brunswagger and onion sandwiches for lunch everyday and on the weekends he would add a couple of Grain Belts for good measure.

Miss the guy but sure don't miss the smell.

[Cooter]

Without a doubt the ultimate choke a maggot recipe - Leinenkugel's plus pickled eggs plus some fresh rare venison - holy moly

[JAR JAR]

Three guys, three days, three cases of busch light in a sleep shack on LOW

[Big Julie]

Cooter, it could be worse:

After deciding that their frail, elderly mother can no longer live alone, her family brings her to a nursing home, hoping she’ll be well cared for.

The next morning, the nurses bathe the old woman, feed her a tasty breakfast, and sit her in a chair at a window overlooking a lovely flower garden.

She seems fine, but after a while she slowly starts to lean over sideways in her chair.

Two attentive nurses immediately rush up to catch her and straighten her up.

Again she seems fine, but after a while she starts to tilt to the other side.

The nurses rush back and once more bring her back upright.

This goes on all morning.

Later the family arrives to see how the old woman is adjusting to her new home.

“So Ma, how is it here?

Are they treating you all right?” they ask.

“It’s pretty nice,” she replies.

“Except.... they won’t let you fart.”

[The_Duckslayer]

A man and his wife have gone to bed. After laying in bed for a few minutes the man cuts a fart. His wife rolls over and asks, "What in the world was that?" The man says, "Touchdown, I'm ahead, 7 nothing." A few minutes later the wife lets one loose. The man says to her, "What was that?" She replies "Touchdown, tie score." The man lays there for about 10 minutes trying to work one up. He tries so hard he craps in bed. The wife asks, "Now what in the world was that?" He replies, "Halftime, switch sides." Take care and N Joy the Hunt././Jimbo

[Blaze]

A thread about farts...should've known Federline would chime in!

C'mon guys, let's face it, farting is a sign of true manhood: the more and stinkier you fart, the more manly you are. I personally believe its the human means of marking your territory. It sure helps my family understand the family room is mine and mine alone...

[Dan Thiem]

I know my wife sure likes the Dutch Oven!

[Cooter]

Oh my, what have I started? Good jokes folks.

[Random guy]

Cooter Cooter Cooter, leave it to you to get his one going.

[Dan_L]

wow if the stinkyer yours farts the more manly you are i must be the biggest man around. i can cut some that makes the wife and kids choke.

[icehousebob]

Picture this, Deer camp supper of bratwurst, barbeque beans and sourdough bread, accompanied and followed by generous amounts of beer. Enclose in a deer camp cabin. DO NOT LIGHT A MATCH.

[1luckydad]

I hate to brag, (And shouldn't) but when my wife eats sautéed mushrooms and has a few beers. Uffda. She must turn into quite a man.