Hear any good jokes?

[OLE77]

38 minutes ago, eyeguy 54 said:

three nuns are walking down the sidewalk.  2 walked into a bar.........  the other one ducked. 

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Ok got it . Toooo many Busch Lights AFTER  work.

[bobberineyes]

I always got the youngsters give me that look,  " why don't fish jump when it's raining ".......Cuz they don't wanna get wet   

[Pat K]

If Bernie Sanders, Hilary Clinton and Donald Trump are all on a boat that sinks who survives?

 

America!

[Boar]

So silly sally was strolling her new babby and carriage one day, she came to a downard sloping hill, her crriage got away from her and start heading to the intersection at the bottom of the hill, silly sally laughed and laughed, as onlookers screamed in horror, she knew there was a stop sign at the bottom.

[RebelSS]

My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, I had to take his bike away.

[reinhard1]

My wife said "whatcha doin today?"  I said "Nothing".  She said "You did that yesterday".  I said " I wasn't Finished".   Good Luck.

[lovebigbluegills]

Lol, good one RH!!!  I'll have to try that one, one of these days!!!

[RebelSS]

A fish was swimming upstream, and ran into a huge concrete wall. DAM!!!!!!

[leechlake]

what in the world?  You guys think I'm nuts and you walk around telling these jokes?  It's like a HSO Nutbag Club.

 

[Darrell68]

What did the rooster say to the duck?

I get tired of chicken all the time...

Why don't chickens have ears?

Because they were raised on Tyson farms...

Edited March 27, 2016 by Darrell68

[lovebigbluegills]

[RebelSS]

14 hours ago, leechlake said:

what in the world?  You guys think I'm nuts and you walk around telling these jokes?  It's like a HSO Nutbag Club.

 

Is it true yer nickname is "Nut Roll"? 

[lovebigbluegills]