The Greatness of Derek Boogaard

[WildCountry]

Death once had a near-boogaard experience

[WildCountry]

Boogaard can build a snowman out of rain!

[WildCountry]

Boogaard once punched a man in the soul!

[WildCountry]

When Boogaard enters a room he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off!

[WildCountry]

Boogaard once bowled a 300. Without a ball. He wasn't even in a bowling alley

[WildCountry]

Boogaard does not know where you live, but he does know where you will die!

[WildCountry]

Boogaard once challenged Lance Armstrong in a who has more testicals competiton; Boogaard won by 5

[country]

boogaard is not the only hockey goon out there wildcountry,but i know where he lives

[WildCountry]

Boogaard has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there

[WildCountry]

The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Boogaard out. It failed misserably.

[WildCountry]

Boogaard sent Jesus a birthday card on December 25th and it wasn't Jesus’ birthday. Jesus was to scared to correct Boogaard and to this day December 25th is known as Jesus' birthday

[WildCountry]

Boogaard ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

[WildCountry]

A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Boogaard and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

[Eskimoman]

Hahaha! keep them coming

[redlake]

An official once tried to tell Derek Boogaard that haymakers aren't the best way to protect da guys on dis team. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.

[7outof10]

wow wildcountry ....... keep them comeing

[Frozenfoot]

Nobody does it like Sara Lee. Except Derek Boogaard

[redlake]

Derek Boogaards' testicles do not produce sperm. They produce tiny white ninjas that recognize only one mission: seek and destroy.

[WildCountry]

Boogaard is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder at the same time.

[WildCountry]

Boogaard once worked as a weatherman for the Minneapolis evening news. Every night he would make the same forecast: Partly cloudy with a 100% chance of Pain.

[WildCountry]

Boogaard got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.

[WildCountry]

They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Boogaard killed the cat. Every single one of them.

[WildCountry]

People created the automobile to escape from Boogaard...Not to be outdone, Boogaard created the automobile accident.

[walleyeslayr]

My wife likes these more than me. She's crying.

[PierBridge]

Me too!...CRYING OUT LOUD!