THIS ONE WILL MESS WITH YOUR MIND...

[genegodawa]

If a tree falls in the forest and noone is there to hear it, does it make a sound?

[paceman]

What if "D O G" really spelled "CAT"......

[fishwidow]

If a man says something and there is no woman around to hear it, is he still wrong?

[Sandmannd]

Don't you know men are always wrong? And trees do make a noise, I've been there when no one is around and it still made a noise.

[Wanderer]

 Originally Posted By: paceman

What if "D O G" really spelled "CAT"......

Did you hear about the agnostic, dyslexic, insomniac?

He lies awake at night, wondering if there really is a Dog.

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Put a penny, a dime and a quarter in your open palm. Then ask someone:

Mike's parents had three kids. They named one penny (point to the penny), one dime (point to the dime), and what did they name the third one?

You might be suprised..........

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Thank you, and good night. Well, not just yet anyway.

[Windy City Walleye Hunter]

Wanderer,

You forgot to put (insert rim shot here) after your punchline!

I also like to add the "try the veal, I'm here all week" but that's just me!

LOL

Windy