The hardest part of fishing

[united jigsticker]

The working man says getting off work.

The married man says getting away from the wife.

The poor man says affording it.

The outdoorsman says getting away from the crowds.

The fisherman says just getting to the water.

[Guest]

The hardest part about fishing is when you're on a good bite and the wife says, "Honey, I have to go to the bathroom"!
Arrrrggh...

[ice-man/vexilar-king]

Urinal with female adaptor, available thru Sportsman’s Guide. Money well spent.
C&R~~~~>’)))))><

[kslipsinker]

Work is for those who don't know how to fish!

Being unemployed for the first itme in my life, this has become my motto. It is great fishing during the week days without the weekend crowds. My wife enjoys seing me on weekends now, not just when the weather is bad.

[BarryG]

If I was unemployed, my wife would hate the sight of me! She would change the bank account and I would be S.O.L.! The way it is now, she just gripes at me for buying fishing stuff. Then when I say that I want to go fishing she really raises the roof! All you ever do is go fishing blah, blah, blah, I'm sure you guys hear it too!

[ackotz]

10-4 BarryG!

klipsinker...are you independently wealthy and unemployed? Or do you have a very rich wife?
Because I'll tell you this...the wife isn't going to have you around much longer if all you do is fish around all day! You may as well start fishing real good, 'cause it may be the only meal you get! LMFAO!!

[kslipsinker]

No, I am not independently wealthy, and my wife isn't loaded. I have worked and paid taxes for 35 years without ever drawing a day of unemployment. My wife said to take some time off and enjoy it, so who am I to argue! My kid is grown and so we don't have a lot of expenses. My meager unemployment is enouugh to get us by with her income. The little woman is a great person who lets me enjoy my fishing, as long as I spend my quality time with her too. I have a great wife, and plan to keep her.

[Steve Foss]

Barry-G:

Nope, don't hear that any more. Used to hear it. Twice. Got rid of both wives. Now they are my exes, and Mrs. Catfish is my fishing partner. No more whining.

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"I still miss my ex-wives, but my aim is getting better!"
Steve Foss
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[ice-man/vexilar-king]

Leaving the lake knowing that the only thing you have to look forward to is another day week or whatever of the same old grind before you can get back to the one thing in life that brings the world together and makes sense. I guess I’m with the fisherman point of view. Really what’s to love more than fishing, and if it’s that important take it/them to the lake with you. For me the value of life is how much time you can spend on the water and the people that you get to spend that time with!
C&R~~~~>’)))))><

[Guest]

Time to trade them in.
You guys need to find the right wife, my wife and me go fishing every sat. and come back on mondays. (we work tuesday through fiday) Even though she out fishes me most the time it is still great. Couldnt ask for a better wife. Before fishing every weekend we raced motocross together. AND TO TOP IT ALL SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!

[united jigsticker]

Sounds like you are living out a Miller commercial.

The High Life

Well it seems great in the beginning, and it might stay that way as long as you don't have kids. But kid's, a wonderful blessing, will change your life and everything around you. It's not a bad thing, it's just...different

Fish On! Fish Off! ::Guzzle::

[cvikes80]

stfcatfish
lol too funny!! In my case i made sure the bride to be was well aware of my fishing habits so i never hear any bickering as long as im working and paying bills we are good to go. We switch off with the kids, pretty much let them decide what they want to do as far as going fishing or staying home. Wifey gets the bug to go catten with me on the red about once, maybe twice a year. She really wants to find someone to join the cats incredible tourny with since my dad and i have been in it since its induction. That toury is the highlite of my summer...luv them cats!!

[steve schmidt]

I thought my wife was beginning to understand my desire to fish when she would help me get things ready to go to the cabin with the boys. Sometime later Mr. Boyfriend surfaced and we parted. Like the saying goes....

My wife said if I go fishing one more time she is gonna leave me...boy am I going to miss her!

[Royal Dutchman]

Sorry guys, got you all beat! My wife also doubles as my fishin buddy and often out-fishes me. It was even her idea to get a resort on the Rainy River, just off LOW.

Guests are always asking "how did you talk her into moving up here?" Truth is, I couldn't talk her out of it!

And she can cook!

This one's a keeper!

Doug

[united jigsticker]

Steve,

Sorry to hear that. That kinda dump is never any fun at all for anyone.

Fishing is an addiction; It certainly has some of the same adverse affects as other addictions.

Fish On! Fish Off! ::Guzzle::