The Hotheaded Naked Ice Borer

[Guest]

THROW AWAY THOSE ICE AUGERS.
WE DON'T NEED THEM ANYMORE !!!!

IMAGINE THE POSIBILITES....BE THE FIRST ONE ON YOUR BLOCK TO HAVE ONE!

http://nac.tamu.edu/x075bb/discover/fool95.html

(This is even better than the "Guardian Fish")

[redhooks]

Those things are really gross! Do ya think they'd work for musky bait?

[Bobb-o]

so i finally figured it out! It isnt an underground spring causing that huge hole on Long, it is that the lake is so overcrowded withthese things, where are all the trappers?

[Guest]

MAAAAAAAN, I thought wigglers were ugly!!!

[Guest]

WallEYES
Who? Me?
LOL
That guy would give that Turbo Jet Auger a run for it's money, and you could train it to clear your driveway too!

Did you get the FatHeads yet? I should have held off sending them, and waited until I got Bob's jigs in...Got some real nice ones here. You'll have to take a Look-See when you get here in Feb.
FISH ON !!

[WallEYES]

HRDH2O
Bill, yes I got them the other day. How much do I owe you? I have not sent the coffee yet...end of the week...too busy to do anything as of late. I'm still a dickhead, test completed?" Wait till I get to your place next month, don't start something you can't finish...hehehe...

[Guest]

The term "Guardian Fish" has been patented and copywritten by Crappies Inc. (crappie todd) and associates.

PCG

[chunkytrout]

Make a hell of a bottle opener / conversation piece for the shack!

[Steve Foss]

Yup, bait.

PCG: I expect to see a whole book to be published by you on the guardian fish. All around America, bookstores won't be able to keep the book on their shelves, it'll be so hot. It will start a whole new surge toward ice fishing, and the resulting increase in license fees will bring DNRs in all 50 states out of the red (yes, even states that make no ice will feel the peripheral effect of the book, because guardian fish aren't limited to icy climes).

Don't disappoint us. Ice fishermen get really ANGRY when they're disappointed.

And now we have a whole new species of ugly teeth-gnashing killer to employ in our rage. We could call it the guardian assassin!

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"I've driven farther before to catch fewer fish . . ."
Steve Foss
[email protected]

[Guest]

You have used the term "Guardian Fish" after you were told it was patented by Crappies Inc. Shame shame.....

Seriously, this is really going places...

But really seriously this time, I fish because I am not good at anything else. All my skills are concentrated in Crappie Angling...Be ware!

PCG

[Steve Foss]

Guess I better get that royalty check in the mail to Crappies Inc., and I'll be sure to write out a new check each time I use the forbidden phrase:

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Hope you didn't page all the way down. There's nothing else.

[Guest]

[Guest]

Double Post....Ooooops

[This message has been edited by Pro Crappie Guide (edited 01-06-2003).]

[Dano2]

I actually sat and read that whole thing on the hot headed moles, or whatever.

I bet they would make good catfish bait.

ask eddy

[Steve Foss]

Anything that smells and tastes like fish or frogs makes good catfish bait.

Ask catfish.

[WallEYES]

HRDH2O
Bill you have toooooo much time on your hands lately

[Guest]

STF I saw some of your post on Duluth area and other links I'm beginning to understand why they refer to you as scatfish!

[Crawlerman]

If you run into the pack of them-- you just had better not be wearing any of the following: Black "mittens" without finger holes (the round flipper type) A black fluffy down coat over a pair of white snowpants, (or a black and white "christmas story randy" style snowmobile suit which forces you to waddle...) and a black "fargo" type hat with a yellow visor.

Bon Apiette!

[Steve Foss]

fishstick:

You don't know the half of it!

[Poutmaster]

HrdH2O - Where did you get that picture of my mother-in-law?!

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Love them 'Pout!

[JAR JAR]

Hey stfcatfish maybe we can get Condor to try and catch that thing with his looooong rods because we known he can only cath ugly fish (pout) with them.

[WallEYES]

HRDH2O
Bill where did you get that picture of my ex wife?