So, you like...stuff?

[MuskieJunkie]

I must have missed it because I can't believe we made it 5 pages without

"it tastes like burning"

[ishgood]

"The internet? Is that thing still around?"

[lookincalifornia]

carl-i think i just logged on to the internet

[Scott K]

" Stop banging my wife "

When Marge decided to demo.

[Scott K]

Lisa: " Mom, Barts taking a picture of his butt again."

Bart:" Am not "

[McGurk]

(After Homer's conscience tells him not to do something)

"Quiet, you; or I'll stab you with a q-tip!"

Meeting a rock group at Hullabalooza:

"Billy Corgan; Smashing Pumpkins."

"Homer Simpson; smiling politely."

[Pantherburn]

"Smell ya later!" Nelson

"You must be the creator of "Hi and Louis" because you are making me laugh" Comic book guy

"....ooooooh, loneliness and cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix." Comic book guy being wheel-barrowed into the hospital.

Comic book guy:

"Here ya go, mutton-chop Yagz."

Milhouse:

"I don't want it anymore."

Comic book guy:

"Friggin' kidz!!!"

One last one from comic book dude:

"friggin' kids...... I don't need this!!! I have a master's degree in folklore mythology!"

[MuskieJunkie]

"two bucks........and it only transports matter???"

-Homer

[huskywings66]

Bart- "so i says to mabel i says..."

[blacksportsman]

"I feel like a chicken already. I just laid an egg in my pants."

-Ralph Wiggum

"I'm a rageaholic. I just can't live without rageahol!"

-Homer Simpson

Homer Simpson- "Sometimes, Marge, you just have to go with your gut."

Marge- "You *always* go with your gut. How about for once you listen to your brain?"

[Scott M]

A couple more from the comic book guy:

Bart: (Gasps) 99 cents.

(Bart enters shop)

Bart: I want to buy a copy of Bonestorm, here's 99 cents.

CBG: Huh. Allow me to summarise the proposed transaction. You wish to purchase Bonestorm for 99 cents, net profit to

me, negative 59 dollars.

(CBG opens the till)

CBG: Oh, oh, please take my 59 dollars, I don't want it, it's yours.

(Bart reaches for the money)

CBG: Seeing as we are unfamiliar with sarcasm, I

shall close the register at this point, and state that

99 cents is the rental price.

Bart: Oh, then may I please rent it, please?

CBG: No you may not, I am all out, though I do have a surprising amount of Lee Carvallo's Putting Challenge.

Bart: Aww.

Milhouse: Can I use your bathroom?

CBG: No, you may not. The bathroom is for paying

customers only, if you purchase an item you

may use the bathroom.

Milhouse: Aw, ok, how about that?

(Milhouse points to a framed photo)

CBG: That is a rare photo of Sean Connery signed by

Roger Moore, it is worth one hundred and fifty

dollars.

Milhouse: Aw, what can I get for 75 cents?

CBG: (sigh) You may purchase this charming Hamburglar

adventure. A child has already solved the jumble

using crayons. The answer is 'fries'.

Milhouse's Dad: (enters store) Milhouse, what are you doing?

CBG: You may take the child, our transaction iscomplete.

[lookincalifornia]

a classic comic book store guy

(pushing a wheelbarrow full of 100 tacos) 'yes, this should be adequete sustainance for the dr. who marithon.'

on a side note, i can't even type this with out doing the cbg voice

[McGurk]

No Kidding! I'm reading these and cbg's voice is saying it in my head the whole time!

[lookincalifornia]

the funniest line lisa ever had

bart- it's no use lis, she has 108 IQ, she reads at a 5th grade level, and her hair smells like red fruit loops

lisa- oh yea, well i eat friut loops for breakfast

that one gets me every time it's right up there with the happy gilmore response to that phrase.

[lookincalifornia]

moe-i tired of them treatin' me like dirt, i'm better than dirt! well, not that fancy store bought dirt. that stuff is loaded with nutrients. i can't compete with that.

[fishonnopeoff]

WHAT THE FAMILY!

[McGurk]

Quote:

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WHAT THE FAMILY!

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I think that was one of Marge's lines...maybe...after getting suprised?

[fishonnopeoff]

Nope Bart.

[Pantherburn]

Question for you Simp's fans. I have had a running debate, well actually we discussed it twice, but my buddy and myself differ in opinions on what is said in a specific episode.

The specific line occurs when Ralph Wiggum is 'auditioning' for the role of Fallout Boy in a McBain film that is being filmed in Springfield.

Ralph enters the room to conduct his scene and he sees the lunch lady is one of the judges or producers or selectors.....whatever you want to call her.

Ralph-"What's for lunch tomorrow?"

LL- loudly "NEXT!!"

Ralph- "Chicken necks?!?!"

See, the "NEXT" sounds like necks.....at least to Ralphie, and his response is hilarious. My buddy believes he says "Chicken next?". I should Wikipedia it and end the debate but was curious if any of you had an opinion or even know what the heck I am yappin' about.

[lookincalifornia]

you know i was afraid of that

yea, chicken necks.