Simpson's fans?

[beer batter]

Any Simpson's fans out there? Sounds like a classic Simpson's episode following the Super Bowl where Homer is hired to help some of sports biggest stars with their celebration dances. Tom Brady, Lebron James, Yao Ming and others guest star.

Man I love that show. One of my favorites was just on the other night when Homer was a pan handler. Marge asks him a question and he looks up at her and says, "Marge, I'm not gonna lie to you." and goes back to reading the paper without saying another word. I use that one all the time.

[M.T. Bucket]

I couldn't imagine life without the Simpsons! My wife and son know that I am NOT to be disturbed when watching any episode--rerun or not. A couple of friends at work and I can just about have a conversation consisting entirely of lines from the Simpsons.

Anyone who doesn't think the Simpsons are funny is someone I don't want to know.

[Chris-Neises]

Agreed

[BRULEDRIFTER]

"you changed your name to max power?? Dynamic isnt it!

"nobody snuggles with max power, you strap yourself in and feel the G's"!

"kids, from now on, there are 3 ways of doing things, the right way, the wrong way, and the max power way".

"isnt that the wrong way"?

"yes, but faster"!!!

BEST EPISODE EVER!!!

i absolutly love the simpsons. cant wait for the episode after the superbowl.

[Proctor Pete]

....(princpal skinner)....ahhhhh, dia-rama-rama! next to hearing test Thursday it's my favorite day of the school year! OR......(Waylon Smithers)......feel like eating Chinese tonight Mr. Burns???.....(Mr. Burns)....nahhhhh, they're too gristly. I USE THAT LINE ON THE WIFE ALL THE TIME!!!!!!!!

[Gissert]

Homer Simpson: "Internet? Is that thing still around?"

[Guest]

DOH!!!

[MJR]

My cats breath smells like catfood

I'm Idaho.

How long do I have to have the rubber sheets? Till you learn Ralphie till you learn.

[sunnyj]

Here's a good one. A woman has pleaded guilty to selling on hsolist three nonexistent cases of Duff Beer. The woman auctioned them off for $1511. by three separate buyers. and all she got was 18 months probation , reimburse the money and undergo counseling. I wonder if its AA

[JP Z]

My doctor said I wouldn't have soo many nosebleeds if I'd just keep my finger outta there.

Kids, you tried and you failed miserably, the lesson is Never try.

Homer to Apu: Kids aren't planned, they just happen.

(more once I have more time)

[Gissert]

"To alcohol! The cause of - and soloution to all of lifes problems."

[Jarrod32]

I can't promise I'll try...but I'll TRY to try...

(My wife is a big Simpsons fan, and I use that one a lot...)

[MT Net]

All right, brain. You don't like me and I don't like you, but let's just do this and I can get back to killing you with beer.

Marge! Look at all this great stuff I found at the Marina. It was just sitting in some guy's boat!

[BRULEDRIFTER]

"women will like what i tell them to like"-homer.