Grumpy Old Men

[drakerebel]

i'm watching Max and John right now. nothing like this movie to get a guy in the mood for some minnesota ice and some time in the shanty.

"I tell ya what's on my mind...it's butt cold out here and i'm fresh outta beer"

[Woody61]

She got big thighs?

...NO

Well then, whats the problem?

[SKEETER-B]

I've even watched them in the shack when fishing is slow. Can't wait for the hardwater!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Had my X2 out on the yard on sunday put fresh gas in the Jiffy ran that for a while the neighbors thought I was nuts. I think i'm ready.

[Ryan_V]

The green hornets caught more fish than you've lied about Gustafson!!!!

[s2h]

Max Goldman: You mean the low-life, [PoorWordUsage]-wipe, egg-sucker John Gustafson?

Snyder: Have you seen him?

Max Goldman: The man's crazy. Loco. Always hanging out around those kinky strip bars. You know, the ones where the men take their clothes off. That's of course if he's taken his medication.

Snyder: Medication?

Max Goldman: Yes, without it he could be anywhere. Wandering around talking to the trees. I'm telling you the man's a menace, he's always drinking, starting fights.

I have watched it twice already. It always goes with so we can watch it on the way to any ice fishing thats more than 2 hrs away.

[zamboni]

Best line of the movie:

Hey &*&^head, didja win the lottery???

[McGurk]

It makes an appearance almost every time we are on an ice trip. The quotes get thrown out all the time, too, of course.

"Careful, there! Slippery! Very Slippery! Whoa, there, Watch out! Slippery!"

[PTocko]

Best line (IMO) is one word - "Putz". No one says "Putz" like Walter Matthau. Paul

[eve21]

Hey Gustafson! Your cat crapped on my porch again!

Who says you can't train a cat?

[McGurk]

"How is he?"

"Dead! Died on Impact!"

"Jake! Jake, you m0r0n!"

[Redbeard5289]

I've laid more pipe in this town than Wabasha plumbing...

[RIPN LIPS]

Take that you criminal....

"Chuck do I stink?" Yep!!!!!!!

[JBMasterAngler]

It's colder than a witches' t!t outside

[bgmny]

Drives pretty fast on that snowwwmooobillle

[ripstick]

Got them both onj dvd. Watch every nov. out in the garage while I am getting the ice gear ready. Nice way to spend the afternoon.

[cold one sd]

I watched both of them last weekend.

[bassmann77]

Let me tell you something, Johnny. Every morning I wake up and smoke a cig. and I eat 5 strips of BACON!...

For lunch a bacon sandwich...

and for a mid-day snack BACON!! A whole darn plate.

....and I usually drink my dinner.

Top 5 best movies in my humble opinion.

[Ryan_V]

I watch them almost every weekend I'm in my perm on Mille Lacs!!! just classic for the fish house. those two were great together!!

[drakerebel]

"Hey Snyder, why don't you do the world a favor...pull your lip over your head...and swallow!!!"

"YA, like that 40lb musky you're always yakkin about...too bad nobody's seen you with these monsters"

--the one liners that pop says watchin Chuck are timeless!!!

[drakerebel]

Best line of the movie:

Hey &*&^head, didja win the lottery???

"enjoy your shower, smart%#$?"

[drakerebel]

"75 cents, crime'n Italy Chuck...you could retire to Florida from sellin me worms"

[drakerebel]

question: has anyone ever tried the fish in the backseat trick on some unsuspecting foo?

[drakerebel]

"shingles, schmingles...when i had ulcers, i was...farting razorblades"

[IceProwler]

No, but in college we hid a scentwick with some mighty ripe estrus in a friends dorm room It took them a couple of weeks to find the source...in the meantime they tore apart everything in their room and soaked everything in 409 and remained frustrated when they could not find the source. It was quite hilarious when they discovered the scentwick and had no idea what it was. They thought it was something even grosser than what it really was, which made it even funnier.

The best thing yet was they had no idea who planted the smell.

[Frank Boling 41]

Hey John you dead yet?...I don't wanna die looking at your ugly mug! LOL.