Wed/THurs Humor

[Fireman1217]

A little humor. No offense will be taken I hope.....kind of an inside joke we had on our fishing trip..

Subject: Fisherman vs US DNR

The conflict between a Fisherman and US DNR set to the tone of the movie "A Few Good Men".

Fisherman: "You want answers?"

US DNR: "I think we are entitled to them!"

Fisherman: "You want answers?!"

US DNR: "I want the truth!"

Fisherman: "You can't handle the truth!!!"

Fisherman (continuing): "Son, we live in a world that requires walleye as a source of food. And those walleyes must be brought in by people with elite skills. Who's going to find them? You? You, Mr. Warden? We have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom.

You scoff at the fishermen and you curse our lucrative fishing tactics. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what we know: that while the cost of fishing with results is excessive, it produces fish. And my very existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, brings in walleyes! You don't want to know the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at DNR meetings ... you want me in that boat. You NEED me in that boat!

We use words like lindy rigs, money fish, jigging, are you snagged and fish-on. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent locating walleyes. You use them as a punch line!

I have neither the time nor inclination to explain myself to people who rise and sleep under the very blanket of fish revenue I provide and then question the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said "thank you" and went on your way. Otherwise I suggest you pick up a rod and drop a line. Either way, I don't give a (Contact Us Please) what you think you're entitled to!"

US DNR: "Did you catch that limit in Canada?"

Fisherman: "I did the job I was hired to do."

US DNR: "Did you catch that limit in Canada?!"

Fisherman: "You're goddarn right I did!"

[nytelyter]

lol

[PEATMOSS]

2 funny, how did you ever come up with this????

[LovenLifeGuy]

Thats great!

[fishin5]

LMAOROTF

Two Comments:

1) I didn't realize the bite was THAT slow!

2) Who puts a dvd in the boat!

Very good! I have copied this and sent it to several friends.

[Fireman1217]

We were up on our fishing trip on Rainy, out of KFH, a few weeks ago....Everytime someone would say "Did you catch it?" or "Did you grab the bait?" or "Did you take a dump?"...the answer was always "GD right I did".....so it kind of progressed from there...one of the guys took it a step further and made this up the other day....

[Blaze]

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2 funny, how did you ever come up with this????

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It's a modified version of the courtroom scene in "A Few Good Men". If you google "a few good men you can't handle the truth", the first hit has the script from the movie.

Great adaptation, I must say...a GD great adaptation.

I can just hear Jack Nicholson's voice: "You want walleyes? You can't even handle the GD net!"

[cold one sd]

If that one went to court the judge would probably give the jury 30 days. lol