Can the Twins beat Clemens tonight?

[Spinner1]

Please knock Prince Roger off the mound in the third inning tonight. I'm so tired of the hype surrounding his return.

[Stratosman]

here here!

[buzzsaw]

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Can the Twins beat Clemens tonight?

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Does a one legged duck swim in circles?

Does a pigs arse taste like pork?

Does a bear dump in the woods?

Is the pope catholic?

Your answer is absolutely YES we can beat him, we have a guy pitching that's getting a pretty good reputation and tonights ESPN nationally televised game may just show the rest of the east coast and west coast biased spirtswriters that Minnesota has two Cy Young canidates.

[genegodawa]

Would a frog bump his arse on the ground if he had wings?

[CNY Tim]

Make him beg for retirement - go Twins

[friendlyfisher]

I have beem searching for an ailment so I can stay home from work and watch the game. Or at the very least, get out of work at about 6:45 and come home to watch it. Anyone have anything I could catch real quick.

Maybe I could get hurt at work then come home. They would more than likley make me fill out a bunch of paper work or even worse, go to the hospital. I dont want that cause i would still miss the game.

I would like to see Liriano throw a fastball head high at that pompous headhunter Clemans.But if he did that then we would be just like Clevland, and we dont want that. Its going to kill me being at work and not even being able to follow along with the game on the computer or radio. I would even settle for a little Danny Gladen play by play. I hope you all enjoy the game and realize how lucky you are to being able to watch it. Grrrrrr I hate you all, except windy, (the bible says your suppose to love your enemies, so I guess I really love windy).

Here is to the start of another 9 out of 10 for the twins and hopefully just hopefully Detroit and Chicago would lose 3 games this time.

[buzzsaw]

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hope you all enjoy the game and realize how lucky you are to being able to watch it. Grrrrrr I hate you all, except windy, (the bible says your suppose to love your enemies, so I guess I really love windy).

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LMAO! I know your just playing with Windy, but that is funny based on our back and forth from last year.

[Spinner1]

"so I guess I really love windy......"

We all do friendlyfisher. Windy can't help what he is.

OMG that was a hilarious post ff.

[Down to Earth]

So far looks good. Just turned on the game and Twins are up 3-0 and Clemens is out of the game. Figured either way he probably wouldn't pitch past 5 innings anyways.

[Windy City Walleye Hunter]

Hey,

What's with all this, Lovin Windy dump. I don't want any of you fags out there (Ozzie's word not mine) talkin about no lovin around here. If any of youze guyz touch me...I'll Kill Ya (quote by Francis "Psycho" in the movie Stripes)

I hope you guys can spot humor when it is being thrown back.

You caught me in a good mood after my beloved just put a hurtin on the Cardinales with a sweepin in the windy city.

YOU CAN PUT IT ON THE BOARD...YES! Windy

[buzzsaw]

The Rocket beat down was in effect! Master Liriano is da man and will be getting paid a kings ransom before too long.... Nice trade Mr. Ryan!!

[CNY Tim]

Nice work boys Liriano was filthy! Not bad we get swept by teh Paloes and we only lost a game to the second and third place teams in the division. Now it's on to "gulp" Detroit, uh I may need to check my supply of Pepto, here we go again....

[Spinner1]

Great game. Liriano is gonna be a star. And I guess the old fat guy from Houston pitched pretty well too.

[friendlyfisher]

"Lighten up Francis"

Whats up with the whitesux only getting one hit and still end up winning 1-nill. (sorry about the soccer term).

We beat the rocket and we cant gain any ground when the anti fags get one hit. That blows, but at least the twins are being competative. We are also one Kyle Lohse meltdown away from having won 10 in a row.

P.S. I hate Jim Thome.(or do I have to love him)?

friendly

[Spinner1]

"P.S. I hate Jim Thome.(or do I have to love him)?"

Friendly,

You're OK here. I think this is covered in Exodus or perhaps Leviticus??? The Sox are the reigning champs, so yes, you may choose one of their stars and hate on him for the entire next season. Enjoy.