Every thing you must know about pregnancy!!!

[Kris Haley]

I found this and thought it was too funny not to share!!

PREGNANCY Q & A!

Q: Should I have a baby after 35?

A: No, 35 children is enough.

Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?

A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.

Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex?

A: Childbirth.

Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational.

A: So what's your question?

Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right?!

A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.

Q: When is the best time to get an epidermal?

A: Right after you find out you're pregnant.

Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labor?

A: Not unless the word "alimony" means anything to you.

Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?

A: Yes, pregnancy.

Q: Do I have to have a baby shower?

A: Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly.

Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again?

A: When the kids are in college.

[Lynno62]

[FisherMissis]

Pretty funny! Thanks for sharing. I've got a great new gadget for women, that I'd love to share with you. I'll have to figure out how to post it. Someone sent it as an attachment in my e-mail. Any ideas of how to post it? It's a picture.

[CorynTracySellHomes]

Great! Talk about scaring a guy! My wife is pregnant with my first child!!! Any tips, suggestions to keep momma happy? She is due July 22nd.....

Cory Frnatzick

[CorynTracySellHomes]

You ladies got me so nervous I spelled my last name wrong!

Cory Frantzick

[FisherMissis]

Treat her like a QUEEN!!! I'll think of more specifics later...

[genegodawa]

Cory,

Haven't you ever heard that women are never happy unless they are unhappy?

Good luck to you and your wife. Hope everything turns out just fine.

[muskiegurl]

Hey Gene.... you must have learned the hard way!!!

Jones' "anchor"

[Kris Haley]

Rub her back every night for an hour.....

[genegodawa]

Muskiegurl,

Not the hard way, just years of experience....

PS Not an "anchor" - but "ball and chain" ????