Smile for the Camera

[Rick G]

Might have been happy to have its picture taken, or maybe not

[eyeguy 54]

nice but how did you get jeremy to put on a bat costume??

[Cicada]

Ishta, those things make me scream like a little girl. Coming out of a big old guy is kind of embarrassing.

[MN Shutterbug]

Ishta, those things make me scream like a little girl. Coming out of a big old guy is kind of embarrassing.

Wuss!

[JeremyCampbell]

Funny stuff.

[Cicada]

About five years ago, I awoke to the feeling of something crawling down my arm. Freaked, I hit the lights and saw nothing there. About the time I felt it was a dream, I heard the woosh of wings fly by. I did a crappie flop in bed and saw the little demon. I have a nine by ten foot bedroom, so the thing looked like a condor circling its prey. The screaming started... about there. I took cover under the blankets and reached under the bed for my tennis racket (yes, this is why it was there) and did a couple of warm ups under the blankets. I came out flailing and finally made contact on the fifth or so try. Problem was on the third attempt, I felt something pop in my upper back. Later, found out that I had dislocated a rib swinging. Really hard to sleep the rest of the night with one eye open all the time.

[Rick G]