jeffreyd Posted September 18, 2011 Share Posted September 18, 2011 BREAKING NEWS:The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the US Redneck Special Forces (USRSF) These southern boys will be dropped in Afghanistan with only these facts about terrorists. 1.The season opened today. 2. There is no limit. 3. They taste just like chicken. 4. They dont like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus. 5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt. The Pentagon expects the problem to be over by Monday!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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mrklean Posted September 19, 2011 Share Posted September 19, 2011 haha love it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoppe56307 Posted September 19, 2011 Share Posted September 19, 2011 if only it were true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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