crappie todd Posted January 1, 2003 Share Posted January 1, 2003 What is a guardian fish. A fish that basicly is in charge of other fish. This fish knows more than other fish, A fish that is aware of the " human " involvement. Has seen about every fake lure tossed in the weeds and trolled around the lake. This single fish has the ability to talk to the other fish......" HEY thats not a real minnow. ". This is the very same fish that you see on the vex, that comes and stops the other fish from mistakenly biting your hook........ Those VEX panfish watchers know what I am talking about. The Pro crappie guide........ He knows.......CT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hawgTime Posted January 1, 2003 Share Posted January 1, 2003 The Guardian fish knows if you are sleeping. It knows when you're awake. It knows if you've been bad or good, so be GOOD FOR GOODNESS SAKE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 1, 2003 Share Posted January 1, 2003 OH SH!T....Here we go!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surface Tension Posted January 1, 2003 Share Posted January 1, 2003 I Dont fish where theres a guardian fish around. I go after Scarifish. You know thats that fish that sacrifice's its life for the rest of the school. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
icehousebob Posted January 1, 2003 Share Posted January 1, 2003 I like to go after the really dumb fish. You know, blonde hair, Scandinavian accent, hangs out with the school but never studies.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Foss Posted January 1, 2003 Share Posted January 1, 2003 Yeah, we snicker at the Sacrofish, don't we? Score one sacrofish from the school, and the school nominates another to take its place. And it's always a big fish that gets nominated as the sacrofish. So you just keep taking the newest sacrofish, and you'll never catch a small fish out of the school. Boy, and if you believe that one, I've got some swamp land in Florida for sale. Just fish the fish, and catch what you catch. No fish in tune with human intrusion guards the school. It's not like at recess in junior high, when you always had one guy keeping an eye out for the principal while you smoked in the back school alley. So can we be done with the so-called guardian fish now? [This message has been edited by stfcatfish (edited 01-01-2003).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 1, 2003 Share Posted January 1, 2003 crappie toddDid you eat allot of paint chips when you were young? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
upnorth Posted January 1, 2003 Share Posted January 1, 2003 I am sitting here reading this stuff and laughing so hard tears are running down my face. Do you people lay awake all night thinking of this? Or is it the long hours alone in a ice house? Whatever you kill me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 1, 2003 Share Posted January 1, 2003 We could call it Crappie Control,Operation "Save Gills", orBe-Fin a Friend......Among other things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Foss Posted January 1, 2003 Share Posted January 1, 2003 Upnorth:Laughter is the best medicine, according to Reader's Digest. Where, I might add, I've never seen an article about sacrofish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
upnorth Posted January 1, 2003 Share Posted January 1, 2003 Stcatfish, I totally agree with laughter being good medicine I just can't imagine where some of these things come from Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 1, 2003 Share Posted January 1, 2003 They come from certain on-ice experiences where certain things have been experienced. PCG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crawlerman Posted January 1, 2003 Share Posted January 1, 2003 Well.. actually.. you can catch the guardian fish by catching the right fish that happens to contain a card with the appropriate "metal" fish on it.. then you put them both in your fishtank and fish for the fish that has the whale, submarine, and UFO (Ref: Sega Marine Fishing) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crappie todd Posted January 2, 2003 Author Share Posted January 2, 2003 Hrdh20... I was a kid once and what I did was chew on lead sinkers...PLEASE do not chew on lead sinkers. It is dangerous...But the lead in my brain is not causing me to make up the GUARDIAN fish. This fish does exist. An angel fish,. if you will. Yes the head of the school of crappies. The smartest crappie in the school. I fished today. Not only did I encounter a guardian crappie.......But so did my fishing partner. You fool the gueardian fish by drilling another hole.... run to it and drop your lure down the hole.... The guardian fish can not be everywhere at once. My friend tried to catch the guardian fish today. He failed . Guardian fish are smart....... most educated of all the fish in the school. Yes fishing folks...... they do exist. Your truly Crappie todd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FishTracker Posted January 2, 2003 Share Posted January 2, 2003 That elusive guardian fish must have been an A+ student in school. It may have a doctorate in Minnowlogy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
upnorth Posted January 2, 2003 Share Posted January 2, 2003 The guardian fish must not have been a crappie est student in the school.The really dumb fish with the scandanavian accent, wouldn't that be lutefisk?[This message has been edited by upnorth (edited 01-01-2003).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fish On! Guide Service Posted January 2, 2003 Share Posted January 2, 2003 Thats it! I'm installing a Carbon monoxide sensor in the fish-house! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 2, 2003 Share Posted January 2, 2003 A school of fish is three dimensional not one dimensional as portrayed on a vexilar screen. What are crappies playing king on the vexilar cone? You have to get past the gaurdian at the top of the vexilar cone if you want to get a bite of the minnow? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 2, 2003 Share Posted January 2, 2003 Do fish blink?No dumb a$$, they dont have eyelids... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sobe Posted January 2, 2003 Share Posted January 2, 2003 But they do cough !!! ... Read it on the bottom of a Snapple cap !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crappie todd Posted January 2, 2003 Author Share Posted January 2, 2003 I had a dream last night. I caught a actual guardian fish. Now this is even more amazing as I found out. It talks. This fish let me catch him on purpose. And the reason is because it knew I would let him go. You see, as controvercial as is the guardian fish to me. I am to the guardian fish. So the fish took a chance and was intentionaly hooked. assending to the top and out of the hole..to see what life out of water was like. This fish trusted me as I am known to let almost all fish go back in the lake. Well, it was just a dream.. but some day it might come true. But yet, when you watch your vex and you are fishing crappies...........Look hard. and you will note the existents of the guardian. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 2, 2003 Share Posted January 2, 2003 WOW....I feel like my computer is stuck on the "Twilight Zone" channel...DADot....DADA.....DADot......DADAWarning: Objects in this mirror are crazier than they appear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigeyes Posted January 2, 2003 Share Posted January 2, 2003 That does it, Rick, back me up on this! There will be no posting while using or just after using drugs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IceNutt Posted January 2, 2003 Share Posted January 2, 2003 W/O doubt guardian fish do exist. The secret is to morph them. Now you ask how I'm I going to do that? Not a problem. After spotting the guardian fish on the Vex, send down an Angel(eye). Of course this must be a very special Angel(eye), normally the best Angel(eye) in your box. Upon hookup with the guardian fish a morph will take place turning the guardian fish into a Guardian Angel. If you are in high standing with the Ice Gods this will become your Guardian Angel and the day will be a sucess.------------------IceNut Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 2, 2003 Share Posted January 2, 2003 Guardian fish are very susceptible to cucumbers. Just jig your cucumber in front of them and after you catch that guardian fish the rest will float to the surface in shock Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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