Favre Trade Done: To Vikings for Pat Williams and 2nd rounder.

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Here are some Brett Favre ones for yah.

Q:Why cant Brett Favre get into his own driveway?

A:Someone painted and endzone on it.

Q:Why is the Bears quarterback unable to answer a telephone?

A:He can't find the receiver

Q:Why does Brett Favre smell so bad?

A:So blind people can hate them as well.

Q:Why did Brett Favre get so excited after he finished his jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?

A:Because on the box it said From 2-4 years.

Q:Why do the Packers bring Favre along to play the Vikings?

A:So they can park in the handicap zone.

Q:What do you say to a drunken alcoholic who is passed out onyour car after a Packer game?

A:"May I have your autograph Mr. Favre?"

Q:Why was the government thinking of sending Bret Favre to Iraq?

A:They were hoping he would overthrow Sadam Hussein.

I also had to put this one in for you:

John Madden was in Denver to announce a football game one weekend when he noticed a special phone near the Bronco's bench. He asked Coach Shanahan what it was for and was told it was a hot line to GOD. John asked the coach if he could use it and the coach said: "Sure, but it will cost you $100."

Madden scratched his head and then said: "What the heck, I need some help picking the games." He pulled out his wallet and paid the $100. Madden was perfect that week.

The next weekend Madden was in Green Bay when he noticed the same kind of phone near the Packer bench. He asked The Packer Coach, what the phone was for and was told: "It's a hot line to GOD and if you want to use it, it will cost you $100."

Recalling the previous week, Madden pulled out his wallet and paid the $100. Once again Madden was perfect.

The next weekend Madden was at the Metrodome when he noticed the same phone near the Vikings bench. He asked Coach Childress if it was a hot line to GOD. Childress, "Yes it is; do you want to use it? It will cost you 35 cents."

Madden looked at Coach Childress and said, "Wait a minute! I just paid $100 in Denver and $100 in Green Bay to use the same phone! Why in Minnesota do they only charge 35 cents?"

Childress looked at Madden and replied very matter-of-factly, "In Minnesota it's a local call."

[Nate McVey]

Yes I know it's old, but it is good.

Maybe we should start another thread just for jokes

[Scott K]

This topicis already about jokes, its about favre!

[Nate McVey]

SON OF A........

Are there no Packer fans on this site? It's going to be a long season if that is the case!

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Q: What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the Super Bowl?

A. The Green bay Packers

[Nate McVey]

Q. What do the MN Vikings & Billy Graham have in common?

A. They both can make 40,000 people stand up & yell "Jesus Christ!"

Q. How do you keep a MN Viking out of your yard?

A. Put up goal posts.

Q. Where do you go in MN in case of a tornado?

A. To the Metrodome - they'll never have a touchdown there.

Q. What do you call a MN Viking with a Super Bowl ring?

A. A thief.

Q. Why was Denny Green upset when the MN Vikings play book was stolen?

A. Because he hadn't finished coloring it.

Q. What's the difference between the MN Vikings and a dollar bill?

A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar.

Q. How many MN Vikings does it take to win a Super Bowl?

A. Nobody knows and we may never find out!

Q. What do you call 53 people sitting around a TV watching the Super Bowl?

A. The MN Vikings.

Q. What do the MN Vikings and opossums have in common?

A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road

Q. How can you tell when the MN Vikings are going to run the football?

A. The halfback leaves the huddle with tears in his eyes

[Nate McVey]

In a school just outside Minneapolis, a first grade teacher explained to her class that she is a Vikings Fan. She asked her students to raise their hands if they are Vikings fans too. Not really knowing what a Vikings fan is, but wanting to be liked by their teacher, their hands all fly into the air. However, there is one exception. A little boy named Billy has not gone along with the crowd.

The teacher asks him why he has decided to be different. "Because I am not a Vikings fan." says Billy. "Then," asks the teacher, "what are you?" Billy says "I am a proud Green Bay Packers fan!"

The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Billy why he is a Packers fan. "Well, my Mom and Dad are Packers fans so I'm a Packers fan, too," Billy responds.

The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason," she says loudly. "What if your Mom was a (Contact Us Please), and your dad was an (Contact Us Please)?

Billy smiled and said, "Then I'd be a Vikings Fan."

[Muskycrazy]

I never get tired of this one :

Q : How many packer fans does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: 100 - One to change the bulb and 99 to talk about how good the old bulb was .

[bgreen82]

1. whats the best thing to ever come out of WI - I94.

2. so a guy moves from wisconsin to MN and he starts feeling sick everyday, so he goes to the doctor and tells him all about it. the dr. says "i know what you need" and tells the man to go home, take a dump in a bucket and stick his head in it for ten minutes. so the man goes home and does it. after he takes his head out he feels great, so he goes back to the dr. and says" doc, i feel great, what was the problem." and the doctor says, "you were just homesick"

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Q:What do you call a blind date with aPacker Backer?

A:Brown-bagging it.

Q:What do you call a male Packer Backer in a room full of beautiful women?

A:Invisible.

Q:What do you call a packer fan with a sheep under his arm?

A:A pimp.

Q:What's the difference between a dead Vikings lying in the road and adead Packers fan lying in the road?

A:There's skid marks in front of the Vikings fan.

[bgreen82]

Quote:

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Q:What's the difference between a dead Vikings lying in the road and adead Packers fan lying in the road?

A:There's skid marks in front of the Vikings fan.

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i like that one

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Shinner is this you or your brother?

[Nate McVey]

That's my dad, slot

[ChemMechanicInc]

Looks like the guy has [PoorWordUsage]ed in his pants