You just might be a Catfisherman

[icehousebob]

... if your spousal equivalent sorts laundry by dividing it into three piles; whites, colors and catfishing clothes.

...if your dog, who likes to roll in dead things, gets ill from smelling your fishing gear.

if your in-laws tell their friends that you're out all night because you're a burglar or a flasher instead of admitting that you like cat fishing.

[Boar]

If your wife is'nt botherd anymore by you pickin your toejam while eating a sandwich.

[katchaser]

If your doctor ever suggested that you fish too much----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- And you told him to get to hell of your boat!

[nitefisher]

if you stand by the fridge while the wife is cleaning leftovers out and you keep almost everything she's throwing to the dogs for bait.

[Gordie]

when you say that road kill you just passed by could stand to sit in the sun another day or two before its ready for bait.

[True]

you're wife wants to kill you and your computer because all you do is fish and look at fish all night long

[CANOPY SAM]

...if while your boat is sitting on the trailer you can't tell that your boat is sitting on trailer.

...if you can't set foot in your boat because there are too many gobs of mud, sticks and leaves, parts of minnows, frogs, and other meaty gray squishballs, pieces of line, rope, and bits of broken plastic, cigar butts, empty beer cans & bottles, hooks, weights, and busted bobbers, rods & reels, bait buckets and coolers, coffee cans filled with cement, filthy towels, lanterns, headlamps, and dead insects of virtually every variety known to mankind, not to mention the thing that's moving under the seat!

...if you find snag-filled, muddy, dangerously unpredictable stretches of river attractive and inviting!

[southerntransplant]

If you catch 100 bullheads only use 6 that night and throw the other 94 in you bath tub for later use.

[Fish'n guy]

if Your livin in a van down by the river and like it !

[Gordie]

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...if you can't set foot in your boat because there are too many gobs of mud, sticks and leaves, parts of minnows, frogs, and other meaty gray squishballs, pieces of line, rope, and bits of broken plastic, cigar butts, empty beer cans & bottles, hooks, weights, and busted bobbers, rods & reels, bait buckets and coolers, coffee cans filled with cement, filthy towels, lanterns, headlamps, and dead insects of virtually every variety known to mankind, not to mention the thing that's moving under the seat!

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and you push all that stuff to one side of the boat at 3 in the morning so you can lay on the floor to get some sleep till the morning run hits.... you might be a catfisherman...

[hanson]

I finally got one! I've been trying to think of a "You might be a catfisherman if..." for a while now.

You might be a catfisherman if, you keep frozen cutbait in your lunchroom freezer at work for those spontaneous after work cattin' trips to the river.

[wastewaterguru]

....if instead of "bass thumb".....you have "flathead arm".

[wastewaterguru]

....if all the plastic in the boat is sticky and slowly dissolving from the 40% DEET overspray.

[catnipmn]

if you bring your date (1st date) down to a "nice" spot on the river in hopes of finding a "kitty" jump out of the truck tell her to grab the beer as you grab the poles as she gives you that "look" and you go what where you thinking? Oh ya that was 7 years ago.

[nitefisher]

if your one of those catfisherman that sit on the river bank with a beer in one hand a pole in the other with a content look on your face.

[DTro]

If you sell your Dodge Neon for $100 to cover the entry fee for a catfish league.

True story.