Lawn mower joke.

[Dan Thiem]

When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first, the truck, the car, fishing, always something more important to me. Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point.

When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house.

I was gone only a few minutes. When I came out again I handed her a toothbrush. "When you finish cutting the grass," I said, "you might as well sweep the sidewalk."

The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp.

[harvey lee]

Lesson learned,never harrass the wife when she is good enough to help out.

[The Grebe]

[Steve Foss]

Good one.

Your wife can make all those kinds of barbed points she wants, but if you take a page from her own book and make one back at her you are a DEAD MAN!

[Powerstroke]

You were a brave man to make a comment like that. DId they ever remove the scissors from your leg?