2006 CATFISH GUIDE

[Random guy]

Dang I was just in there looking. Guess I gotta go back.

[hanson]

Jon-

You were just looking in the wrong section. I bet they are right next to Better Homes & Gardens and Martha Stewart Living.

[ChemE]

That is absolutely true! Martha loves her Cats!

[Random guy]

GOT IT! It was right next to Martha's Musky Mayhem. I don't know how I missed it.

Good read, espicaily for a rookie like me. I really liked this statement~

"I say, with Steele's maniacal jet-boating tendencies in mind. Boulders, downed trees, sandbars matter not, hull dents notwithstanding. Indeed, heaven help those innocent newcomers aboard his River Pro jet boat. Like a first time skydiver, you've no idea what you're in for; but once you've jumped, options suddenly shrink to terror and survival."

I teared up and choked on my coffe when I read that.

[hanson]

Jon, I can see it now...

Martha is preparing a delicious appetizer of muskie fillet seasoned with lemon pepper next to a tantalizing display of fresh green artichokes topped off with a creamy cheesecake dessert. Mmmmm.... Sounds like a company X-mas party to me!!! Am I invited??

[rushing]

Martha's shows her secret stink bait recipe. It's a good thing.

[Ralph Wiggum]

Whew, finally found a copy. Borders in Maple Grove had plenty, but they sure were hidden well.

[Ralph Wiggum]

A crazy thought just popped into my head. It kind of looks like the cat on the cover is puking over the side of the boat and the guy in the photo is keeping him from falling over the side

[Random guy]

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A crazy thought just popped into my head. It kind of looks like the cat on the cover is puking over the side of the boat and the guy in the photo is keeping him from falling over the side

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And this is coming from a guy making out with a cat in his avatar.

[Ralph Wiggum]

There was no tongue!!!

[ChemE]

It's only polite to help hold somebody's whiskers back when they've had a few too many cosomos at the boat party.

[Ralph Wiggum]

I thought maybe the guy drove his boat like Dennis does and it got the poor kitty sick

[Random guy]

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I thought maybe the guy drove his boat like Dennis does and it got the poor kitty sick

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...and Wiggum with another coffee spewing one liner!

IT is going to have to get me a waterproof keyboard pretty soon.

[rushing]

I think if Dennis coulda got his RP in orange and he woulda named it the General Lee cuz he drives it like he was from Hazzard County.

[Random guy]

I actaully have a horn in the garage somewhere that has the same tune as the General Lee. I can just hear Dennis coming up the river with the horn going constant.

[DTro]

Don't forget the "YEEE HAAAA!"

[DARK30]

Well, I guess if you want to be the LAST person to get a copy of the Catfish In-Sider, just order it right from In-Fisherman...still don't have it

[Random guy]

I'm now seeing it all over, Wal-Mart, Mills Fleet Farm, Barnes-n-Noble, even seen two copies at a Super America.

[hanson]

Hey Dark-

Same thing happened with my In-Fish Ice Fishing special issue. I pre-ordered it a couple months before it was supposed to hit the newstand. 2 weeks after I bought mine off the newsstand, it finally arrived.

IMO, that is not the way to run a magazine. Subscribers should ALWAYS have their issue before it hits the newstand. I should never be walking by the magazines at Cub and say, "Oh, the new In-Fish is out, wonder why I don't have it at home yet?".

[DARK30]

I finally got my copy last week! Boy, that poor channel on the cover looks like he had a rough night!.....I can remember a few mornings like that myself It has indeed provided some good throne material the last few days. I've been getting into a few white bass but I can't for the Mudeyes to wake up. This year I get to test my new bank fishing chair too...a high back bar seat with a stainless steel spike under it.

Congrats to the Fishhead!