Wanted To Buy: 39,000 Brooms

[Windy City Walleye Hunter]

Price negotiable. Please deliver Sunday May 22nd to the corner of Clark and Addison in Chicago. Charge to Jerry Reinsdorf.

Hey Cubbie Fans, as predicted, Pain and more pain. Sox go for the sweep Sunday. Too bad Sen`or Meltdown could not pitch the whole game, he didn't look too bad but the rest of the Cubbies were El Stinko. As I said before, they were just MEAT FOR THE BEAST .

YOU CAN PUT IT ON THE BOARD....YES!

Windy

[buzzsaw]

Quote:

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As I said before, they were just MEAT FOR THE BEAST .

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Gee, do you write lyrics for Ozzy Osbourne?

[Windy City Walleye Hunter]

Just remember Buzz,

I Am Ironman !

Windy

[bigbucks]

What did you wind up doing with all those brooms that you had no use for?

[genegodawa]

I'm pretty sure that as an overconfident Sox fan he is holding onto them until the next city series. Of course, he won't need them since the Sox will not sweep that series either and especially since the Sox can't even attract 39,000 to the Cell when they are winning. But there will be plenty of Cub fans at the series.

[crappieflop1212]

Geez windhoser. Are you ever gonna learn not to bring up "brooms" before the end of a series? I think you jinxed your team.

[MNAnglerE5]

Hey Windy,

I thought you were so busy with "other avenues of entertainment" that you couldn't follow any of the Sox farm club events...however, I see you have nothing better to do on the weekends than sit there and talk trash to us Twins fans on your computer. But hey, I guess I'd have nothing to do after I got back from my weekend fishing trips if you didn't give me something to read, right!? So really I should thank you I suppose.

Here's your quote:

"Sorry Fishy,

But I just follow the Bigs, I suppose since there is not much to do in Minnesota other than fish and watch the Twinks, you probably know the batting averages of every minor league team associated with the Twins. I haven't checked out the Pawtucket web site lately so I pretty much stick with the best team in baseball when it comes to watching as my days are filled with many other avenues of entertainment here in the Windy City. So in recap, none of the White Sox have ever been caught using the juice, the Twins can not say the same. "

Reference "Steroids and the White Sox" for the rest.

[james_walleye]

I read an interesting fact today. The twins are drawing an average of 3,000 more fans a game at home than the white sox are. You would think there would be a little more excitement in Chi-town for the sux. I guess most fans just figure why waste $$ on a ticket when the yearly choke is gonna happen sooner or later.

[genegodawa]

James,

I would never think there would be excitement in Chicago for the Sox --- win or lose, they (and their announcers and most of their fans) are BORING!

[Pig_sticka]

Sox WILL be 2nd place in their division and if lucky might get a wild card spot in the playoffs.

I wonder who will be 1st place in our division hmmmmm?

[james_walleye]

Your right Gene. The best thing about a white sux home broadcast is when Aaron Rowand is batting we get too see "Aarons Amigos" and we realize that there are people out there lame enough too form an Aaron Rowand fan club. You have too get a good laugh out of seeing that. That is almost as lame as it would be too see an Olin Kruetz fan club at a Bears football game. You cant tell me that Rowand isnt paying those clowns too pose as his fan club. I mean the guy is a 2nd rate centerfielder, come on amigos.

[soldoncass]

GREAT TO SEE THE PALE HOSE HAVE SO MANY UNEEDED BROOMS LAYING AROUND FOR TEXAS TO USE!!! GOOD THINKING !!!