Deer hunting jokes

[catmaster1557]

Found this quite hilarious........ Lets hear some of your jokes.

A father and son went hunting together for the first time. The father said, "Stay here and be very QUIET. I'll be across the field."

A few minutes later, the father heard a bloodcurdling scream and ran back to his son. "What's wrong?" the father asked. "I told you to be quiet."

The son answered, "Look, I was quiet when the snake slithered across my feet. I was quiet when the bear breathed down my neck. I didn't move a muscle when the skunk climbed over my shoulder. I closed my eyes and held my breath when the wasp stung me. I didn't cough when I swallowed the gnat. I didn't cuss or scratch when the poison oak started itching. But when the two chipmunks crawled up my pant legs and said, 'Should we eat them here or take them with us?' Well, I guess I just panicked."

[koWALLEYEski]

hahah that is a good one. Heres a famous one that everyone should know!

Whats cheaper beer nuts or deer nutz.

Deer nuts there under a buck!

[Kidd]

Here’s one that gets my deer hunting buddies riled up a bit.

Three guys all arrive at Heavens pearly gates at the same time. St. Peter says to the first guy “Welcome to Heaven, what’s your IQ?” The guy says proudly, “My IQ is 186 “ to which St Peter replies “Very impressive, there’s a group of people listening to Socrates over there talking about philosophy. I think you should go join that group for some stimulating conversation”. The guy say’s thanks and leaves to join the group.

St. Peter asks the second guy the same question and the second guy says, “My IQ is 155” and St. Peter say’s “Very good, Einstein is talking to a group of people concerning Physics, why not join them, I think you will find it very challenging” The guy say’s thanks and leaves to join the group.

St. Peter looks at the third guy and asks the question and the guy replies “My IQ is 65”. St. Peter thinks for a minute and says to the man “Did you get your deer yet?”

[half2fish]

hey guys. if you like deer hunting jokes. go to this address

www.whitetails.com

go to hunting humor and read on. they have some very funny jokes and pictures. you will defenatly be laughing for a while. i especally like the one about deer nutz. that got my funny bone.

[koWALLEYEski]

Oh my.... that site is unreal. I just hope i will be able to remember those for deer camp 2005!!

[wildirishrose]

The one about the DD (designated decoy) might actully prove useful after a long night at the Rocket

[koWALLEYEski]

There are some good jokes on that site. Everyone should check it out.

[half2fish]

did any of you look at the hunting humor pictures? those are also very good. glad to hear that you enjoyed them

[koWALLEYEski]

The pictures were funny also. I submitted my joke but they said they had no use for it

[half2fish]

No use for it? what are they, a bunch of pinko commies?

[koWALLEYEski]

haha prolly