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Found this quite hilarious........ Lets hear some of your jokes.

A father and son went hunting together for the first time. The father said, "Stay here and be very QUIET. I'll be across the field."

A few minutes later, the father heard a bloodcurdling scream and ran back to his son. "What's wrong?" the father asked. "I told you to be quiet."

The son answered, "Look, I was quiet when the snake slithered across my feet. I was quiet when the bear breathed down my neck. I didn't move a muscle when the skunk climbed over my shoulder. I closed my eyes and held my breath when the wasp stung me. I didn't cough when I swallowed the gnat. I didn't cuss or scratch when the poison oak started itching. But when the two chipmunks crawled up my pant legs and said, 'Should we eat them here or take them with us?' Well, I guess I just panicked."

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Here’s one that gets my deer hunting buddies riled up a bit.

Three guys all arrive at Heavens pearly gates at the same time. St. Peter says to the first guy “Welcome to Heaven, what’s your IQ?” The guy says proudly, “My IQ is 186 “ to which St Peter replies “Very impressive, there’s a group of people listening to Socrates over there talking about philosophy. I think you should go join that group for some stimulating conversation”. The guy say’s thanks and leaves to join the group.

St. Peter asks the second guy the same question and the second guy says, “My IQ is 155” and St. Peter say’s “Very good, Einstein is talking to a group of people concerning Physics, why not join them, I think you will find it very challenging” The guy say’s thanks and leaves to join the group.

St. Peter looks at the third guy and asks the question and the guy replies “My IQ is 65”. St. Peter thinks for a minute and says to the man “Did you get your deer yet?” wink.gif

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