Cute joke, don't worry, it's clean

[MNice]

A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown

ostrich behind him. As he sits, the waitress comes

over and asks for their orders.

The man says, "I'll have a hamburger, fries and a

coke," and turns to the ostrich, "What's yours?"

"I'll have the same," says the ostrich.

A short time later the waitress returns with the

order. "That will be $6.40 please," the man reaches

into his pocket and pulls out the exact change for

payment.

The next day, the man and the ostrich come again and

the man says, "I'll have a hamburger, fries and a

coke," and the ostrich says, "I'll have the

same."Once again the man reaches into his pocket and

pays with exact change.

This becomes a routine until late one evening, the

two enter again. "The usual?" asks the waitress.

"No, this is Friday night, so I will have a steak,

baked potato and salad," says the man. "Same for

me," says the ostrich.

A short time later the waitress comes with the order

and says, "That will be $12.62." Once again the man

pulls exact change out of his pocket and places it

on the table. The waitress can't hold back her

curiosity any longer. "Excuse me, sir. How do you

manage to always come up with the exact change out

of your pocket every time?"

"Well," says the man, "several years ago I was

cleaning the attic and I found an old lamp. When I

rubbed it a Genie appeared and offered me two

wishes. My first wish was that if I ever had to pay

for anything, I would just put my hand in my pocket

and the right amount of money would always be

there."

"That's brilliant!" says the waitress. "Most people

would wish for a million dollars or something, but

you'll always be as rich as you want for as long as

you live!"

"That's right. Whether it's a gallon of milk or a

Rolls Royce, the exact money is always there," says

the man.

The waitress asks, "One other thing, sir, what's

with the ostrich?"

The man sighs, pauses, and answers, My second wish

was for a "tall chick with long legs who agrees with everything I

say....."

[msm1018]

That is too good!

[Angler Don]

Thanks MNice! fun joke, reminds me of the kind of joke my Grandpa used to tell.

Don

[upnorth]

Good one

[dsludge]

Thanks. I needed a good laugh today.

dsludge