Man Hit By Car While Imitating Bigfoot

[JIvers]

A man was struck and killed by two cars in Montana while wearing a ghillie suit in an attempt to create news of a Bigfoot sighting: http://news.yahoo.com/man-killed-while-trying-create-bigfoot-sighting-011359520.html

Besides the obvious Darwin Award winner angle, the number of humans having been hit by a vehicle while imitating a sasquatch (one) is now higher than the number of actual sasquatches who have been hit by a vehicle (zero).

This, BTW, is why I do not believe Bigfoot/sasquatch is real: if there were a population of giant primates wondering around the Pacific Northwest at some point one would get hit by a truck, struck by lightning, die of old age, drown in a flash flood, or otherwise end up dead and leave a corpse--heck, a single bone or tooth--as proof that they exist.

[Raider4ever]

Or shot by some Ted Kaczynski wannabe out in the middle of freaking Idaho who thought it was "the dam Govnmnt comin' to git me."

[ducker]

You know the sad part of this, other than the hammered man who got killed, is that he was dumb enough to jump out in front of a car and it happened to to be a 15 and a 17 year old girl driving the cars. Can you imagine what they are thinking? Can you imagine what his silly-me move did to those girls. Sorry if I offend somebody but if you make your own bed, you lie in it.