Fishing joke

[smartguy]

Top 18 Reasons why Fishing is better than Sex

18 - You don't have to hide your Fishing magazines..

17 - It is perfectly acceptable to pay a professional to Fish with you once in a while.

16 - The Ten Commandments don't say anything about Fishing.

15 - If your partner takes pictures or videotapes of you Fishing,you don't have to worry about them showing up on the Internet if you become famous.

14 - Your Fishing partner doesn't get upset about people you fished with long ago

13 - It's perfectly respectable to Fish with a total stranger.

12 - When you see a really good Fisherperson, you don't have feel guilty about imagining the two of you Fishing together.

11 - If your regular Fishing partner isn't available, he/she won't object if you Fish with someone else.

10 - Nobody will ever tell you that you will go blind if you Fish by yourself.

9 - When dealing with a Fishing pro, you never have to wonder if they are really an undercover cop.

8 - You don't have to go to a sleazy shop in a seedy neighborhood to buy Fishing stuff.

7 - You can have a Fishing calendar on your wall at the office, tell Fishing jokes, and invite coworkers to Fish with you without getting sued for harassment.

6 - There are no Fishing-transmitted diseases.

5 - If you want to watch Fishing on television, you don't have to subscribe to the Playboy channel.

4 - Nobody expects you to Fish with the same partner for the rest of your life.

3 - Nobody expects you to give up Fishing if your partner loses interest in it.

2 - You don't have to be a newlywed to plan a vacation primarily to enjoy your favorite activity.

1 - Your Fishing partner will never say, "Not again? We just Fished last week! Is Fishing all you ever think about?"

[Guest]

ftd's hahahahaha thats funny i bet there are some on url. so watch out

[Guest]

ha ha ha good one smatrguy where did you find that one.

[Guest]

Ole and Sven was out fishin in der favorite lake once. Dey was havin some pretty good luck dat day too. As dey was about to take and go to shore, Ole say to Sven, "I sure wish we could find dis spot again next time." "How do you tink we can do dat?" Sven says, "I'll just take an mark a "X" right here in da bottom of da boat!".......Den Ole says, "Sven you knothead-dat ain't gonna work!" Sven says, "Why da heck not den?" Ole says, "What da heck makes you tink we're gonna get the same boat next time?"