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[mr_fish]

post us some funny storys so we can have some fun

[EyeSkater]

5 of us were tip up fishing a medium-sized lake in January a few years ago. One of our group was mostly along for the ride and wasn't really doing much fishing. He'd had a huge breakfast that morning and was just hanging around talking and drinking coffee. Pretty soon he asked where a bathroom was and we pointed toward a block structure about 1/3 mile away back on shore. He mumbled about the distance and I heard him say something about waiting...

Eventually he gave in and headed for shore. He was hurrying and looked uncomfortable. About 1/4 mile from us he suddenly stopped and began frantically yanking his Carhartt coveralls off. We all moaned and groaned when he shucked his pants down right there in the open. Thankfully he was a long ways from us. He stayed busy there, squatted on the ice for some time. With no toilet paper, he still needed to get to the bathroom...

He finally stood up and pulled up his pants. We yelled a couple jokes at him and he waved a 'number one' back at us. Just as he started to pull his coveralls back on he slipped. A quick shuffle-dance and down he went...plop!..right into the goodies. Lord, did we howl then. A most memorable day indeed.

Poor guy had to strip down for the ride home too!

'Eye-Skater

[Phred52]

30 plus years ago a buddy and I spent a Friday imbibing in the brew until closing. Way too early (later that morning) we were out in the pond for some AM duck hunting. Well, the hops didn't really agree with his earlier meals and decided they wanted out...NOW!!! He ran into the cattails, dropped his chestwaders and was moaning with relief when all of a sudden he started cussing a blue streak. Pretty soon he gets back to the "deeper water" and I asked him what happened. Seems in his hurry, he didn't drop the waders far enough, made his "deposit" into them, when he pulled them up, he felt the cold on his back and discovered his error of his ways. Following that, his nickname became "Stinky". On the bright side, He cut back his pre-hunt drinking for quite some time!!! We laughed about that until last February. Lost 1 heck of a FRIEND! Cherish the moments! Laugh WITH your friends, time goes WAY TOO FAST, and you don't really miss them til they're gone! Phred52

[blackdog1101]

Last autumn I was fishing with some friends on the Brule River in Northern WI. We were fly fishing for steelhead. I was casting a #4 sized fly across the river and letting it swing downstream with the current. One of my casts was a bit too long, and my fly landed in some streamside brush. The fly wasn't tangled, but just draped over a branch. So I tightened the slack up out of the line, and jerked it so the fly would pop up over the branch. The fly came rocketing back across the stream, went up my nose, and was impaled there beyond the barb.

Since you can't really see the end of your nose very well, I couldn't quite see how things were situated. So I went and found a friend, who took the picture below. I wasn't very interested in going to a hosptial back in Superior, so he put a hemostat on the fly for me, and I held my nose with one hand and yanked sharply with the other. The fly came out. My nose bled some, and swelled up a little, but suprisingly was not very painful. I was back fishing within 15 minutes. It was a good lesson though about wearing eye protection. A few inches higher, even though I wear eyeglasses, could have been a serious problem if the fly found it's way in around the glasses. It did, after all, find it's way up my nose. Now I always wear a pair of Cocoon "fit over" glasses over my eyeglasses.

[Trytti]

With all the college kids I see with their nose pierced you probably should have went to a dance club somewhere. You probably could have started a new trend! Ha Ha! Maybe got some kickbacks from the lure manufacturers in the process!

[sjburnt]

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