THAT'S IT.............................

[Bobby Bass]

That's it ... I give up... I knew it was coming but after making the mistake of watching the Vikings I should have gone fishing. The only way I could have done worse is if I had a flat tire at the landing, blew my outboard and put a hole in my boat, lost the trolling motor over the side. Gee do the Vikings suck or what???? 7 sacks 3 turnovers. A game plan that calls for a rookie linemen to get ran over again and again and again. The first five plays of the game to have 5 flags thrown.. I said I was going to go fishing but it was clouding up and I thought, na I'll watch the game... what a mistake....So I have done something I have never done, I turn off the tv and walked away from a Vikings game and I bet that I am not alone. I think I will try a fall with out football. I'll bet I can go see movies with having a crowd in the theater. I'll bet there will be a good chance that no one will drop their popcorn. I bet the movie will start on time, end on time and their will be no flags. No one to try and explain what is happening. No injuries to the cashier. Each week there will be the same starting usher and he or she will get better each week. A different movie each and every Sunday and I will know ahead of time that the good guy will win in the end..There I feel better now, calmer I am not yelling at my dogs. I don't have the urge to harm my big screen TV. Bird hunting, I seem to remeber bird hunting on Sundays. Quiet walks in the woods the crunching of leaves underfoot. From time to time an explosin of feathers and wings as a grouse takes off. There I see it now.. It's a grouse and it has a numer 11 on it's back...Shoot shoot...... Dang it got away. Well that would be the first time #11 got away from anything this year...Sigh....It's got to get better cuz it really can't get any worse.. Can It? Auntie M Auntie M I just had this terrible dream and why do you keep calling me Dorthy?????

[united jigsticker]

Ha...I feel better knowing I was inches away from clamping onto a pair of $2,600 season tickets.

Oh isn't it nice, to be smarter then Tice.

For Daunte can play, throwing interceptions today.

Maybe next game, we'll put them away.

But I really doubt, as the whole team pouts.

Daunte gets sacked, and Daunte gets Whacked,

The offensive line, gives Daunte no time.

He steps up to pass, and lands in the grass,

That sorry old boy, but at least we Have TROY.

Maybe next year, is all us fans hear.

Some offensive coach, maybe we wont choke.

The defense we spent, but still suck I regret.

Maybe we should call Moss, for he is the BOSS

[DTro]

I agree.....go out and enjoy the outdoors. Probably get a lot more satisfaction, even if they win.

However, you may want to retract that statement about #11, I know for a fact people have been banned from this site for a whole lot less. Yes, the majority are well aware it is in jest, but probably not something to joke about on a public forum.

[united jigsticker]

"Nobody will drop their popcorn"

You a funny man!!!

[Bobby Bass]

I give credit to people here to be able to read what a post is about. I will not put a disclamer to a public post nor will I put a header on it that states this is a joke or an attempt at humor. IF my post was in bad taste I would think that it would have been delete by now and I would have been issued a warning. But I give credit to thoses who read it as written.