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otto_man

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A Minnesota family of football supporters head out one Saturday to do their Christmas shopping. While in the sports shop the son picks up a Green Bay Packers jersey, #4, and says to his older sister, "I've decided to become a Packer fan and I would like this for Christmas".

His big sister is outraged by this and promptly whacks his head and says, "Go talk to mother".

Off goes the little lad with the Green Bay Packer jersey in hand and finds his mother. "Mom?" "Yes, son?"

"I've decided I'm going to be a Packer fan and I would like this jersey for Christmas."

The mother is outraged and promptly whacks his head and says,"Go talk to your father!"

Off he goes with the Green Bay Packer jersey in hand and finds his father. "Dad?" "Yes, son?"

"I've decided I'm going to be a Packer fan and I would like this jersey for Christmas."

The father is outraged and promptly whacks his son's head and says, "No son of mine is ever going to be seen in THAT!"

About half an hour later they're all back in the car and heading towards home. The father turns to his son and says, "Son, I hope you've learned something today?"

The son says, "Yes, Dad, I have."

"Good, son. What is it?"

The son replies, "I've only been a Packer fan for an hour and I already hate you Minnesota Viking SOB's."

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This is the way I saw it....

A Wisconsin family of football supporters head out one Saturday to do their Christmas shopping. While in the sports shop the son picks up a Vikings jersey, #11, and says to his older sister, "I've decided to become a Viking fan and I would like this for Christmas".

His big sister is outraged by this and promptly whacks his head and says, "Go talk to mother".

Off goes the little lad with the Viking jersey in hand and finds his mother. "Mom?" "Yes, son?"

"I've decided I'm going to be a Viking fan and I would like this jersey for Christmas."

The mother is outraged and promptly whacks his head and says, "Go talk to your father!"

Off he goes with the Green Bay Viking jersey in hand and finds his father. "Dad?", "Yes, son?"

"I've decided I'm going to be a Viking fan and I would like this jersey for Christmas."

The father is outraged and promptly whacks his son's head and says, "No son of mine is ever going to be seen in THAT!"

About half an hour later they're all back in the car and heading towards home. The father turns to his son and says, "Son, I hope you've learned something today?"

The son says, "Yes, Dad, I have."

"Good, son. What is it?"

The son replies, "I've only been a Viking fan for an hour and I already hate you Green Bay Packer SOB's."

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