Farming Opportunity

[leechlake]

Today when I got Deb's Better Homes and Garden magazine out of the mailbox I was walking up the driveway and found my neighbor's "Successful Farming" magazine mixed into my mail.  I'm irritated I went and put it back in his mailbox for him.  My chance was right there in front of me to be tending to lambs and combining corn and beans and I blew it.

My first order of business would have been to call the elevator and get that kid Boar to get my seed delivered asap!  He's always screwing up my order but he seems like he's trying.  He spells "beans"  c-o-r-n    so the orders always end up wrong.  He's a hard worker but a bad speller they tell me.  The also tell me they hide the keys to the semi when he's around

Anyway, my dreams are dashed.  I'm not going to be a farmer at least for today.

 

[RebelSS]

No need. You're already outstanding in yer field. 

[Boar]

the thing you gota remeber about boar is he always trying to deliver his seed to the farmers wife.

[smurfy]

44 minutes ago, Boar said:

the thing you gota remeber about boar is he always trying to deliver his seed to the farmers wife.

AHEM...................COUGH COUGH......... NEED I SAY MORE???????