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Well, Carson retired from Tonite show in 1992 or over 20 years ago. And if you had to be old enough to appreciate it... Well, it is surely a possibilty.

I am way older than that and I didn't catch the Carnack reference.

Well it has been 20 years as you have said. Here's just a little refresher from one show. Now look for the Camel references! wink

Carnac: "Catch-22."

Ed: "Catch-22"

Carnac (looking at Ed with distain): "May the fleas of a thousand

camels nest in your short."

"Catch-22...What do the Los Angeles Dodgers do with 100 pop flies."

"A triple and a double, catcher's and fielder's, and Dolly Parton"

"Name two big hits, two big mitts.....and a famous country singer!"

Carnak: Do-whacka-do

Ed: Do-whacka-do

Carnack: What do you look for when you're hunting do-whackas?

Carnak: Dippity-do

Ed: Dippity-do

Carnak: What collects on your dippity in the morning?

Carnack: "William Safire."

Ed: "WILLIAM SAFIRE."

Carnac, looking at Ed in distain: "May a diseased camel date your

sister......

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Speaking of camels and broken down cars -- heard a commercial on the radio for "camel towing", a car towing service. It was hilarious. Everyone loves a camel tow -- or something like that.

Now that there is a funny joke...

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