Ice Fishing Speech

[bullhead master]

I have to write a humorous speech for class and I was planning on doing it on ice fishing anyone have any funny ideas?

[whitebassman]

Somewhere in the back of my brain I read someone once talked of ice fishing from the fishes perspective. Of getting pulled to the heavens towards a round bright light. Being examined by a hairy overweight old geezer sitting on a five gallon bucket. Deciding its not the fish's time. He throws him back down the hole to live again.

Always thought that was a hilarious way of looking at ice fishing.

[silverbulletguy]

Grumpy old men has some great one liners that could be used.

[Beegreen111]

This is kind of a take off of WhitBass but how about from your minnow's point of view? Good Luck