Why Fishing is Better Than Sex

[walleyequeen]

Here's another...A couple goes on vacation to a fishing resort in northern Minnesota. The
husband likes to fish at the crack of dawn. The wife likes to read. One
morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to
take a short nap. Although she isn't familiar with the lake, the wife
decides to take the boat. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and
continues to read her book. Along comes the game warden in his boat. He
pulls up alongside her and says,"Good morning, Ma'am, what are you doing?"
"Reading my book," she replies, thinking isn't that obvious? "You're in a
restricted fishing area," he informs her. "But officer, I'm not fishing.
Can't you see that?" "Yes, but you have all the equipment. I'll have to take
you in and write you up." "If you do that, I'll have to charge you with
rape," says the woman. "But I haven't even touched you," says the game
warden. "That's true, but you do have all the equipment." MORAL: Never argue
with a woman who reads.

[wastewaterguru]

Both are just like riding a bike......

------------------
John K., a.k.a. wastewaterguru
Prior Lake, Minnesota

[SteveR]

Fishin is better than sex because....

there's no 45 - I mean 5 minute wait to be ready to do it again.

Great thread!!!

[walleyequeen]

10 Reasons why Boats are better than Women
1) You can look at other boats without worrying about getting caught.
2) You can own more than one boat at a time.
3) The more guys on your boat the better.
4) You are allowed to drive someone else's boat.
5) When your boat gets old and run down, you can buy a new boat.
6) If your boat is too big, you can trade it for a sleeker model.
7) You don't have to wonder who was driving your boat before you.
8) Tying two or more boats together is not seen as kinky.
9) You can leave your boat alone for two weeks and not hear a single word about being "neglected."
10) Priming the engine only takes three squeezes.

btw...got disconnected from digichat last night had to reboot my computer...would've liked to finish the chat.

[wastewaterguru]

That figures. (I get two weeks to recover)

Anyway,

If you catch either one when they are bleeding.....you feel kinda obligated to keep it.

alright...that was a little tasteless.

------------------
John K., a.k.a. wastewaterguru
Prior Lake, Minnesota

[Guest]

More reasons:
1. No need to feel embarrassed when your buddy catches you fishing solo.
2. When it's "closing time" on the lake, don't feel shame in bringing home a big female.
3. It's OK to have small bait when the water is cold.
4. Better chances of having "double headers" and multiple partners.

[Guest]

I just picked myself off the floor...and my sides will probably be sore until Tuesday.

great thread.

thanks everyone

PCG

[Guest]

The fish ain't gonna get cold feet and leave if I spend $7000 on "hardware" for them.

[Guest]

Fish don't get offended if you refer to them as " a HAWG"

If you catch crabs when fishing, you don't need to go see the doctor the next day.

[Tully]

When fishing, if you snap your rod in half it is not the end of the world!
(just had to join in)
Tully

[wastewaterguru]

To spit or swallow......by wastewaterguru
------------------------------------------

Once upon a time there was a fish named Sue,
looking for a dude whos lure ran true.
She waited and waited till in her site,
the perfect lure came for her to bite.

She took it in and gagged a bit,
but fought the urge to pucker or spit.
She swallowed and pulled to tease the dude,
A poor performance now might appear rude.

As she approached the shore to her surprise,
she saw a man in rags with liquor in his eyes.
He was an ugly dude with scabs and grease,
and she panicked and tried to spit his piece.

She was doomed that day by a beautiful shiny plug,
that she wanted to swallow like an omnipotent drug.

The moral here is simple to be sure.
that thing called a man was attached to the lure.
The fish didn't listen to her mommy or dad,
who warned her to spit after chasing a shad.

As pretty as it seemed that warm sunny day,
this predator who swallowed is now an ugly mans prey.

------------------
-------------------------
BASS SEASON IS UPON US.
Here Piggy, Piggy, Piggy.
-------------------------

[Guest]

Where a bobber at the end of your pole doesn't cost $50...not that I'd know or anything

[Guest]

If you see or hear your parents fishing it's a good thing...That should bring back some nasty memories...

[fishinphyl]

You don't have to wear a dress, lots of makeup and expensive perfume (just a little walleye scent) to catch them and when you do you don't have to cook, clean house and pick up after them.

------------------
Phyl

[brian6715]

Are you all drunk? It's NOT!!!

[WarrenA]

I would like to thank all who have contributed to this thread. It has been a gas.