Salesman Joke

[CNY Tim]

Don't know if you guys have seen this yet...

A young guy from Minnesota moves to Florida and goes to a big "everything under one roof" department store looking for a job.

The Manager says, "Do you have any sales experience?"

The kid says, "Yeah. I was a salesman back in Minnesota ."

Well, the boss liked the kid and gave him the job. "You start tomorrow.

I'll come down after we close and see how you did."

His first day on the job was rough, but he got through it. After the store was locked up, the boss came down. "How many customers bought Something from you today?"

The kid says, "One."

The boss says, "Just one? Our sales people average 20 to 30 customers a day. How much was the sale for?"

The kid says "$101,237.65."

The boss says "$101,237.65? What the heck did you sell?"

The kid says, "First, I sold him a small fishhook. Then I sold him a medium fishhook. Then I sold him a larger fishhook. Then I sold him a new fishing rod. Then I asked him where he was going fishing and he said Down the coast, so I told him he was going to need a boat, so we went down to the boat department and I sold him a twin engine Chris Craft.

Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him down to the automotive department and sold him that 4x4 Expedition."

The boss said, "A guy came in here to buy a fishhook, and you sold him a BOAT AND a TRUCK???!!!"

The kid said, "No, the guy came in here to buy Tampons for his wife, and I said, 'Dude, your weekend's shot, you should go fishing........"

[insurance guy]

I think I need to hire that kid

[Thunderman]

Thats a good one tim are you ready to catch of those glassy eyed toothy critters. There aint no fish in that lake there is no yawning in my boat get some rest.Have you been brushing up on you jigging skills talk to ya after your game.

[CNY Tim]

Getting revved up for it bud, I will go over the equipment at lunch today and will have everything ready. I want to shoot home quick after the game and change and then I'll be ready, it's gonna be cool so I'll be wearing red ...

Had a good game to ump with a 12 and under out in Whitestown home team won 9-8 and came back to do it.

Got hit in the shin and the nuts, good thing I wear protection. See ya tonight...