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A man had box seat tickets for the Super Bowl down in the expensive section. After the game was well underway, a man comes down from the upper section and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him. "No," he says. "The seat is empty."

"This is remarkable," said the man. "Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the Super Bowl, the biggest sporting event in the United States, and not use it?"

The first man says, 'Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first Super Bowl we haven't been to together since we got married."

"Oh.. I'm sorry to hear that That's terrible. But couldn't you find someone else, like a friend or relative, or even a neighbor to take the seat?"

The man shakes his head. "No. They're all at the funeral.

[Windy City Walleye Hunter]

Bass,

Try this one on for size:

My Daddy the Dancer

One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their fathers did

for a living.

All the typical answers came up -- fireman, mechanic, businessman,

salesman, doctor, lawyer, and so forth.

However, little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the

teacher prodded him about his father, he replied, "My father's an exotic

dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of other

men and they put money in his underwear. Sometimes, if the offer is

really good, he will go home with some guy and stay with him all night

for money."

The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other

children to work on some exercises and then took little Justin aside to

ask him,

"Is that really true about your father?"

"No," the boy said, "He plays for the Indianapolis Colts, but I was too

embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."

DAAAAAAAAAAAAA Bears!

Windy

[Bobby Bass]

Windy Windy Windy... I just have to shake my head at you and wish I could buy ya a beer...