Friday funny....

[blakjack23]

Young Guy From Minnesota

A young guy from Minnesota moves to Florida and goes to a big "everything under one roof" department store looking for a job.

The Manager says, "Do you have any sales experience?" The kid says, "Yeah. I was a salesman back in Minnesota." Well, the boss liked the kid and gave him the job. "You start tomorrow. I'll come down after we close and see how you did."

His first day on the job was rough, but he got through it. After the store was locked up, the boss came down. "How many customers bought something from you today? The kid says, "One". The boss says, "Just one? Our sales people average 20 to 30 customers a day. How much was the sale for?" The kid says, "$101,237.65".

The boss says, "$101,237.65? What the heck did you sell?"

The kid says, "First, I sold him a small fish hook. Then I

sold him a medium fishhook. Then I sold him a larger

fishhook. Then I sold him a new fishing rod. Then I asked

him where he was going fishing and he said down the coast,

so I told him he was going to need a boat, so we went down

to the boat department and I sold him a twin engine Chris

Craft. Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would

pull it, so I took him down to the automotive department

and sold him that 4x4 F150."

The boss said, "A guy came in here to buy a fish hook and

you sold him a BOAT and a TRUCK?"

The kid said, "No, the guy came in here to buy Tampons for

his wife, and I said, 'Dude, your weekend's shot, you

should go fishing!"

[SomethingFishy*]

good story.

[fishnhooks]

That cracked me up

"hooks"

[hovermn]

Too funny! Thanks!