a little dr. suess

[DARK30]

> Every U down in Uville liked U.S. a lot,
>
> But the Binch, who lived Far East of Uville, did not.
>
> The Binch hated U.S! the whole U.S. way!
>
> Now don't ask me why, for nobody can say,
>
> It could be his turban was screwed on too tight.
>
> Or the sun from the desert had beaten too bright
>
> But I think that the most likely reason of all
>
> May have been that his heart was two sizes too small.
>
> But, Whatever the reason, his heart or his turban,
>
> He stood facing Uville, the part that was urban.
>
> "They're doing their business," he snarled from his perch.
>
> "They're raising their families! They're going to church!
>
> They're leading the world, and their empire is thriving,
>
> I MUST keep the S's and U's from surviving!"
>
> Tomorrow, he knew, all the U's and the S's,
>
> Would put on their pants and their shirts and their dresses,
>
> They'd go to their offices, playgrounds and schools,
>
> And abide by their U and S values and rules,
>
> And then they'd do something he liked least of all,
>
> Every U down in U-ville, the tall and the small,
>
> Would stand all united, each U and each S,
>
> And they'd sing Uville's anthem, "God bless us! God bless!"
>
> All around their Twin Towers of Uville, they'd stand, and their voices
> would drown every sound in the land.
>
> "I must stop that singing," Binch said with a smirk,
>
> And he had an idea--an idea that might work!
>
> The Binch stole some U airplanes in U morning hours,
>
> And crashed them right into the Uville Twin Towers.
>
> "They'll wake to disaster!" he snickered, so sour,
>
> "And how can they sing when they can't find a tower?"
>
> The Binch cocked his ear as they woke from their sleeping,
>
> All set to enjoy their U-wailing and weeping,
>
> Instead he heard something that started quite low,
>
> And it built up quite slow, but it started to
>
> grow--
>
> And the Binch heard the most unpredictable thing...
>
> And he couldn't believe it--they started to sing!
>
> He stared down at U-ville, not trusting his eyes,
>
> What he saw was a shocking, disgusting surprise!
>
> Every U down in U-ville, the tall and the small,
>
> Was singing! Without any towers at all!
>
> He HADN'T stopped U-Ville from singing! It sung!
>
> For down deep in the hearts of the old and the young,
>
> Those Twin Towers were standing, called Hope and called Pride,
>
> And you can't smash the towers we hold deep inside.
>
> So we circle the sites where our heroes did fall,
>
> With a hand in each hand of the tall and the small,
>
> And we mourn for our losses while knowing we'll cope,
>
> For we still have inside that U-Pride and U-Hope.
>
> For America means a bit more than tall towers,
>
> It means more than wealth or political powers,
>
> It's more than our enemies ever could guess,
>
> So may God bless America! Bless us! God bless!

wet nets!

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[Guest]

Dang Straight!

[MnSportsman]

I like that a lot DARK30!
With permission, I'd like to pass it on thru email to some friends.Were you the author?
Let me know!

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Good Luck & Watch your bobber!
MnSportsman
Proud to be a member in good standing, of the
"Church of the Divine Wilderness"!

[DARK30]

HEY STRANGER!
NO I DIDN'T WRITE IT SO HELP YOURSELF. ITS FUNNY IT DIDN'T TAKE LONG FOR IT TO START FLOATING AROUND IN E-MAIL LAND. HATS OFF TO THE PERSON WHO DID COME UP WITH IT!
WET NETS!

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[Cyberfish]

The "Binch" then heard another sound
it was impossible to ignore.
Soon it was a deafening roar.

At first he thought he must be insane.
Then he looked up and saw it was a
US warplane!

It swooped down so low
blew the rag off his head
and he thought he better do something quick
or he soon would be dead.

So like a snake he slithered and hid in the grass
but the plane dropped a bomb
and blew off his candy ***

let the scums of the earth take notice this day...

YOU BETTER NOT MESS WITH THE US of A!!!!

[DARK30]

HEY CYBERFISH, THATS PRETTY GOOD! I SHOULD SAY THOUGH I DIDN'T COME UP WITH THE FIRST PART. IT WAS SENT TO ME VIA E-MAIL.
WET NETS!

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[Cyberfish]

Hey, thanks!
I just wanted to make sure the poem had a good ending, hehe.

Tight lines!
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