5crows Posted June 8, 2011 Share Posted June 8, 2011 A man is in bed with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on the door.He rolls over and looks at his clock, and it's half past three in the morning."I'm not getting out of bed at this time," he thinks, and rolls over. Then, alouder knock follows."Aren't you going to answer that?" says his wife.So he drags himself out of bed and goes downstairs. He opens the door andthere is man standing at the door. It didn't take the homeowner long torealize the man was drunk."Hi there," slurs the stranger. "Can you give me a push??""No, get lost. It's half past three. I was in bed," says the man and slams thedoor. He goes back up to bed and tells his wife what happened and shesays, "Dave, that wasn't very nice of you.Remember that night we broke down in the pouring rain on the way to pickthe kids up from the baby sitter and you had to knock on that man's houseto get us started again? What would have happened if he'd told us to getlost??""But the guy was drunk," says the husband."It doesn't matter," says the wife. "He needs our help and it would be theright thing to help him." So the husband gets out of bed again, gets dressedand goes downstairs.He opens the door, and not being able to see the stranger anywhere heshouts, "Hey, do you still want a push??"And he hears a voice cry out, "Yeah, please."So, still being unable to see the stranger he shouts, "Where are you?"And the stranger replies, "I'm over here, on your swing." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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