What annoys you most while hunting?

[nonteepical]

when you forget some toilet paper and have to use your sock!

[Hammy]

Re using a sock;

One day a couple seasons ago, Miller lite and BW3's combined to give me a migraine and the runs. I hiked out to the truck doing my best to pinch and not ruin my carharts. I get to the truck, hang on the tailgate, and get some relief. The only thing I had to wipe was my gun sock.

I soiled the gun sock, the entire length of the sock, and set it next to the truck in the woods until we headed home later in the day. Here comes the good part...

I am napping in the bed of the truck and one of my buddies comes up and I tell him the story. Then another hunter comes up the trail and says hello. I look and he is holding my po op sock! He asked if it is mine and all I can say is "I would put that down if I were you." He asks why? I say, "I would put that down, seriously." He gets [PoorWordUsage] and walks off with the sock. Meanwhile my buddy is about to throw up b/c this is so gross and he is laughing so hard.

Now if I picked up something next to a trail and the hunter that is five feet away from that item says I should leave it alone, I am going to leave it alone.

Now some guy in Preston has a po opy smelling gun...