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"Classes For Men".. Midweek funny for ya'll..


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SPECIAL CLASSES FOR MEN AT THE LEARNING CENTER FOR ADULTS

NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND ADVANCED LEVEL OF THESE COURSES, CLASS SIZE WILL BE LIMITED.

YOU ARE ADVISED TO REGISTER AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.

Class 1: How to Fill Up the Ice Cube Trays.

Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.

Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

Class 2: The Toilet Paper Roll. Does it Change Itself?

Round Table Discussion. Meets 2 weeks,

Saturdays 12:00 for 2 hours.

Class 3: Is It Possible to Urinate Using the Technique of Lifting the Seat and Avoiding the Floor/Walls and Nearby Bathtub?

Group Practice. Meets 4 weeks, Saturdays 10:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 4: Fundamental Differences Between the Laundry Hamper and the Floor.

Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.

Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.

Class 5: After Dinner Dishes. Can They Levitate and Fly Into the Kitchen Sink?

Examples on Video.

Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM

Class 6: Loss of Identity - Losing the Remote to Your Significant Other.

Help Line Support and Support Groups.

Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00PM.

Class 7: Learning How to Find Things - Starting with looking in the right places instead of turning the house upside down while screaming.

Open Forum. Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.

Class 8: Health Watch - Bringing her flowers is not harmful to your health.

Graphics and Audio Tapes.

Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00PM for 2 hours.

Class 9: Real Men ask for Directions When Lost.

Real Life Testimonials.

Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.

Class 10: Is it genetically impossible to sit quietly while she parallel parks?

Driving Simulations.

4 weeks, Saturdays at noon, 2 hours.

Class 11: Learning to Live - Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.

Online Classes and role-playing.

Location and times to be announced.

Class 12: How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion.

Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques.

Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

Class 13: How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy:

Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates

Bonus class: Calling When You're Going to be Late.

Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.

Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00PM for 2 hours.

Class 14: The Stove/Oven - What it is and How it is Used.

Live Demonstration.

Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.

Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors

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sorry if i'm intruding, but; i think it is very true most of the time too! and funny ! ( not in my case! i'm a single parent !) but many guys ? are lost around a house!!! i wonder if they have a class on dealing with two, soon to be 18 yr. olds?? i wish ! del

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LOL

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Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors

So, I take the classes and my wife gets the diplomas?

LOL Pretty much the truth I guess. grin.gif

There also should be some sort of Tupperware Course: How to safely open the Tupperware cabinet without an avalanch of plastic containers. shocked.gif

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Actually that Tupperware, Gladware class should be "Please return Gladware container to house after taking out cat food"! I don't even want to estimate how many I have lost because they never get back in the house and get thrown away. grin.gif

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