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The Greatness of Derek Boogaard

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Jean-Claude Van Damme once kicked Derek Boogaards' A$$. He was then awakened from his dream by an uppercut to the face.

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Boooogs so tough that when he gives the evil eye he can breach the fabric of time and space.

But can he help the Vikes win the Super Bowl????

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Contrary to popular belief, the titanic did not sink from hitting an iceberg. Derek Boogard was on one of his daily workout swims across the atlantic and when the titanic got in his way, he dropped the gloves and punched a hole right through the hull.

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don't know what his name was, but boogard and some hockey guy went at it and the guy was kicked so hard he ended up wearing his a$$ for a hat. and now he dosen't like boogard.

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Derek Boogaard destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise

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When Derek Boogaard broke Todd Fedoruk's face, the French surrendered to Boogaard just to be on the safe side.

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There are no steriods in baseball. Just players the Boogie man has breathed on

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When the boogieman goes to sleep at night he checks his closet for Derek Boogaard.

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Derek Boogaard wasnt born, he dropped his gloves in the womb and punched his way out. Then he went on to KO the doctor.

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guy shouldn't be allowed to wear an NHL jersey. One reason college hockey is much better to watch than NHL, No big no talent goons like boogard.

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Kenny G. and Tonkapat are allowed to live because Derek Boogaard doesn't kill women.

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Life is not, in fact, like a box of chocolates, Mr. Tonkapat. It is more like a box of Derek Boogaard, punching you in the face. And if you receive a box of Derek Boogaard, you ALWAYS know what you are going to get.

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If a tree falls in the forest, does anybody hear? Yes. Derek Boogaard hears it. Derek Boogaard can hear everything. Boogaard can hear the shrieking terror in your soul, Mr. Tonkapat.

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