Rudolph the lunker walleye

[Cyberfish]

Rudolph da lunker walleye

Had a very shiny eye

and if ya ever saw it

you would just sit down and cry

all of da other walleyes

used to star in disbelief

they never let po' rudolph

swim on any walleye reef

Then one foggy xmas eve

Santa came to say

Rudolph with your eye so brite

why don't you bite my jig tonite!

then santa hooked ol rudolph

'guess this really wasn't his day...

rudolph the lunker walleye

now he's gonna get fillayyyyed !

Happy Holidays!

Cyberfish >< ))))("< ><"> ~

[Guest]

My son learned that song when he was 4. He's 5 now and sings this song to the tune of "Grandma got run over by a Raindeer."

Santa's bringing shot gun shells for Christmas

We'll be eating ducks on Christmas Eve

Mommy says that it ain't gonna happen

But I've seen daddy shoot so I beleive

We'll be eating ducks and onion soup mix

Cooked upon a bed of wild rice

Santa says he'll bring us more shells next year

But only if we promise to be nice !!

[Buck44]

Great songs!! Ive never heard them before. If these were sang at church on xmas eve, I wouldnt have such a hard time going. Just kidding. Thanks for the amusement!!