Football joke

[Wade Joseph]

Two boys are playing catch in a Superior park when a crazed

Rottweiler suddenly attacks one of the boys. Thinking quickly, the other

boy takes his glove, shoves it into the dog's mouth, twists it head

and breaks the dog's neck, saving his friend. A reporter is standing by,

sees the incident, and rushes over to interview the boy. "Young Brewers Fan

Saves Friend from Vicious Animal," he starts writing in his notebook.

"But I'm not a Brewers Fan," the little boy replies. "Sorry but since we're

in Superior, I just assumed you were," says the reporter and starts

writing again. "Packers Fan Rescues Friend from Horrific Attack," he writes

in his notebook.

"But I'm not a Packers Fan either," the little boy replies. "Oh... I assumed everyone in

Superior was either for the Brewers or the Packers. What team do you root

for?" the reporter asked.

"I'm from Duluth, I am a Vikings fan," the boy replies. The reporter starts a new sheet in

his notebook and writes: "Heartless Little brat from Minnesota Kills Beloved Family Pet".